Dishonest Jokes
24 dishonest jokes and hilarious dishonest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dishonest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dishonest Short Jokes
Short dishonest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dishonest humour may include short crooked jokes also.
- Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
- A dishonest college graduate wrote PhD on his transcript I guess you could say he doctored it
- Interviewer: What are three words that describe you? Applicant: Hardworking, intelligent and dishonest.
- Meanwhile at smartphone awards And the best racket smartphone for 2018 goes to ...
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iPhone tennis
Ps. Racket - a dishonest scheme for obtaining money.
Racket - you play tennis with it.
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Dishonest One Liners
Which dishonest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dishonest? I can suggest the ones about unfaithful and honesty.
- Hey, what instrument do dishonest people play? The lyre.
- When is a rabbi dishonest? July
- What's the most dishonest creature in the sea? The Lionfish.
- What is the most dishonest thing in the Universe? Matter, it makes everything up.
- A mime that texts LOL is dishonest.
- why are lawyers dishonest because they understand lie-ability
- What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library
- What's the most dishonest month? Ju-#LY#
- most dishonest profession Whats the most dishonest profession?
being a LIEbrarian - What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET
- The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied.
- In what month are Rabbis dishonest? Jew-lie
Rib-Tickling Dishonest Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about dishonest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean misleading jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dishonest pranks.
My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?
Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "
Ps: This sub in a nutshell
100 years ago, a poor Polish immigrant was begging for money in New York city
Suddenly, a stranger appears and starts to talk with her.
Stranger: What is your name, sad lady
Lady: My name is Edit, I am the daughter of Solomon and Alta. I am asking for help because I have nothing to eat
Stranger: I just won this golden coin in a game of poker. I feel guilty for keeping something earned so dishonestly. Looks like you could have better use for it.
My 6 year old daughter just said to me..
"Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"
I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?
I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle.
I had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was "Dishonestly gaining a advantage," eight letters.
I immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.
Two professors were at an award ceremony.
An interviewer approached them.
"Sorry to ask but everyone has been wondering, which one of you is cleverer?"
The first professor smiled modestly.
"I don't want to boast. But i also don't want to be dishonest...."
The second professor interrupted
"And yet you've managed to do both!"
