The Best 21 Dishonest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dishonest jokes. There are some dishonest untrustworthy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dishonest macro puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dishonest Jokes and Puns

Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?

Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "

Ps: This sub in a nutshell

If you know an Arab, you don't have to steal...

A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.

The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything."

The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you dishonest Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's pocket....."

My 6 year old daughter just said to me..

"Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"

I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?

A dishonest college graduate wrote PhD on his transcript

I guess you could say he doctored it

Hey, what instrument do dishonest people play?

The lyre.

What is a dishonest Hebrew's favorite time of year?


Dishonest joke, What is a dishonest Hebrew's favorite time of year?

Two professors were at an award ceremony.

An interviewer approached them.
"Sorry to ask but everyone has been wondering, which one of you is cleverer?"

The first professor smiled modestly.
"I don't want to boast. But i also don't want to be dishonest...."

The second professor interrupted

"And yet you've managed to do both!"

Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?

Applicant: Hardworking, intelligent and dishonest.

Which instrument is the most dishonest?

A lyre

I know it's bad

When is a rabbi dishonest?


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What is the most dishonest thing in the Universe?

Matter, it makes everything up.

A mime that texts LOL is dishonest.

What's the most dishonest creature in the sea?

The Lionfish.

why are lawyers dishonest

because they understand lie-ability

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Dishonest joke, What's the most dishonest place on earth?

Meanwhile at smartphone awards

And the best racket smartphone for 2018 goes to ...
iPhone tennis

Ps. Racket - a dishonest scheme for obtaining money.
Racket - you play tennis with it.

What's the most dishonest month?


most dishonest profession

Whats the most dishonest profession?

being a LIEbrarian

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What does a dishonest frog say?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dishonest deceptive puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dishonest honest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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