Disgusting Jokes

funny jokes about disgusting and hilarious stories

INTRODUCTION

What are disgusting jokes? Disgusting jokes are one of the most funny and hilarious. Here is list with the top 10 disgusting jokes to have fun with friends and family. Most famous pranks about disgusting ever. Funniest disgusting sayings and gags.

BEST DISGUSTING JOKES

What are the best disgusting jokes? First are the Top 10 jokes about Disgusting of all time. They are selected among the best disgusting ever told. Below are some new and well-known pranks.

NEW DISGUSTING JOKES

Top 10 Latest Disgusting jokes

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DISGUSTING JOKES THAT ARE...

Disgusting jokes can be funny or dirty, insulting of disgusting. Most of them are suitable for kids and family.

20 BEST SHORT JOKES

20 Best Short jokes about disgust, one liners, thoughts and captions that are funny and will make you laugh.

20 BEST BLACK HUMOR JOKES

20 Best Most disgusting black humor jokes for people with dark sense of humor.

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DISGUSTING JOKES ABOUT

What are Disgusting jokes about? Disgusting is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about disgusting.

Are Disgusting jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring disgusting joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also read disgusting jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with disgusting jokes on YouTube.

TOP 20 FOOD JOKES THAT ARE DISGUSTING

TOP 20 Jokes about most disgusting food and people eating it.

There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl.
Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans.
Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies.
When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke.
She said sure, so he went to the restroom.
The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre.
When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line.
So he figures he can wait until he drops her off.
When they pull up into her driveway, she exclaims, "Oh goodie. My grandparents are here. Come on in and meet them."
He agrees, although his A-hole is about to cry at this point.
They go in and sit down at the table.
Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer a tried to let it seep out a little at a time.
As he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family's hound dog Duke, in hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart.
The girl's father stands up and hollers "Duke!" and sits back down.
"Great!" he thought.
"They really think it's the dog!"
So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers.
Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke!" and sits back down.
Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room.
The girl's father stands up again. "Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you!"

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.
The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem.
His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast.
His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance.
The son thought about this and went along happy.
The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem.
Her morning breath was horrid.
Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath.
The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world.
The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea.
She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating.
The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy.
The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences.
One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing.
He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong.
With a look of shock on his face the young man says, "OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!"

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TOP 20 FART JOKES THAT ARE DISGUSTING

TOP 20 Disgusting jokes about people farting and making fun of it.

There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl.
Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans.
Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies.
When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke.
She said sure, so he went to the restroom.
The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre.
When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line.
So he figures he can wait until he drops her off.
When they pull up into her driveway, she exclaims, "Oh goodie. My grandparents are here. Come on in and meet them."
He agrees, although his A-hole is about to cry at this point.
They go in and sit down at the table.
Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer a tried to let it seep out a little at a time.
As he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family's hound dog Duke, in hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart.
The girl's father stands up and hollers "Duke!" and sits back down.
"Great!" he thought.
"They really think it's the dog!"
So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers.
Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke!" and sits back down.
Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room.
The girl's father stands up again. "Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you!"

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TOP 20 SEX JOKES THAT ARE DISGUSTING

TOP 20 Most disgusting sex jokes. From dirty and knock knock jokes to corny and funny memes.

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TOP 20 WORK JOKES THAT ARE DISGUSTING

TOP 20 Jokes about people doing disgusting work.

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CONCLUSION

Best of 385 Disgusting Jokes Ever. Awful disgusting one liners, really funny jokes about feeling disgust. Some are about food, fart, sex life, while others are dirty and disgusting black humor.

You've read some of the best disgusting jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of jokes about disgusting. Most of the jokes are suitable for kids, children or teens boys and girls. You must supervise your chidlren not to read jokes for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty disgusting jokes to your kids.

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