The Best 35 Disguised Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disguised jokes. There are some disguised shatner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disguised cloak puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Disguised Jokes and Puns

A ten-year-old boy called his school office and disguised his voice.

Speaking with as much baritone as he could muster he said, "Timmy Smith is very sick and he can't come to school today." The school secretary said, "I'm sorry to hear that. Who is this?" And the boy said, "This is my Dad."

Italian cruise ship captain caught fleeing

The Italian captain of the tragic cruise ship incident was caught at customs trying leave the country. He disguised himself as an Italian women dressed in high heels, a red polkadot dress complete with a wig and red liptick. He was busted because he forgot to add the mustache!!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Disguised joke, What is Green and Oblong?

prophets

this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!

I walked into a store today...

...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof.


So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week

So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime

I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...

...prophets would go through the roof!

Disguised joke, I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...

A new type of product !

I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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What do you call a man disguised as a woman?

Amanda

A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the Army.

A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the Army.
"But wait a minute," said the listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too, won't she?"
"Sure," replied the man.
"Well? Won't they find out?"
"And who's gonna tell?"

It recently came out that ISIS was developing a bomb disguised as a laptop battery to take on airplanes

They must have been taking Notes from Samsung

I started selling land mines disguised as prayer mats

Prophets are going through the roof.

(Yes it's old, but I still love it)

What did the fish say about the snake disguised as a shrimp?

He's playing the long prawn!

Disguised joke, What did the fish say about the snake disguised as a shrimp?

Have you heard about the new landmines?

They're disguised as prayer mats and prophets have gone through the roof

Why would a Batman villain be disguised as a nurse?

To Poison IV!

There are two bad-for-you items on the shelf disguised as health food.

One looks at the other and says "act natural".


I created an online website selling prayer mats disguised as land mines...

Prophets are going through the roof

I created an online website selling land mines disguised as prayer mats...

Prophets went through the roof

Note: repost, thanks to the kind user who corrected me

If you are a midget and convicted felon on the run disguised as a psychic...

...you are a small medium at large.

This just in...

The Prince of Zimbabwe has disguised himself as Patrick Dempsey in yet another attempt to take your money. Don't fall for it.

My friend decided to start an industry selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets have been going through the roof.

I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

What do call it when you score with a woman disguised in men's clothing?

Transaction

Two chemists at a restaurant

[restaurant]

Chemist 1: I'll have some H2O

Chemist 2: I'll have some H2O also

Chemist 2's arch nemesis disguised as a waiter: [under breath] so close....

Two Scientists walk into a bar

Bartender comes around

The bartender: What will you be having?

Scientist 1: I'll have some H20

The bartender hands him a glass of water

The bartender: And you?

Scientist 2: I'll have some H20 also

Scientist 2's arch nemesis disguised as the bartender: -Snaps finger- So close

They say that one tree can make a million matches.

I wonder if this is true. Since I disguised myself as a tree on Tinder, I don't make any matches at all.

Little Red Riding Hood and the Scum Master.

As a victim to be, I need to get closer to the Big Bad Wolf disguised as my grandmother so that he has a better user experience when he eats me.

I started a company..

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!

Paddy sees a bomb disguised as sandwich in the middle of the road, so he calls the police.

"I'd like to report a bomb," he says, "and it's cleverly disguised as a sandwich."

"Ok." Says the officer. "Is it tickin?"

Paddy takes a closer look.

"No, it looks like beef."

I used to own a business, where I sold landmines disguised as prayer mats..

The prophets are going through the roof

My girlfriend gave me a Valentine's Day card

Silly girl disguised it as a restraining order

I used to work for Chicken of the Sea, until a new supervisor became convinced that I was actually a tuna disguised as a human

It was because of this that I was later wrongfully canned

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disguised carpe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disguised disguise piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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