The Best 47 Disguise Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Disguise jokes. There are some disguise sunglasses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disguise incognito puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Disguise Jokes and Puns
What do you call a plane on a secret mission?
In disguise.
A string walks into a bar...
and orders a drink. The bartender says, "NO STRINGS! We don't serve your kind here." Angered but undeterred, the string leaves the bar determined to get a drink. He has two friends tie him together. With his new disguise, he reenters the bar to order once more. The bartender says, "Hey there! What can I get - wait a minute... Aren't you that string that was in here earlier?" The string says, "No. I'm afraid not"
What do you call an amphibian in disguise?
Infrognito.
Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?
Disguise!
What did the spy plane say to the other spy plane?
I'm in da skys (disguise).
Only formal joke I've ever made up.
How do secret agents complement a disguise?
"Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"
The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently.
It was a blessing in disguise.
A masked priest just threw some holy water at me...
... I think it was a blessing in disguise.
"I could of sworn Superman just flew up into the air, where'd he go?"
"He's in disguise!"
Who has two thumbs and a concealed identity?
Disguise!
A mom finds a fake mustache and pair of glasses in her sons room....
She asks the son, "whose is this?"
The son replied "Disguise".
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Why can't you find any planes at the airport?
They're all in disguise.
Why are flying airplanes so hard to see?
Because they are high up in disguise.
Michael Jackson once flew United dressed in disguise as a doctor.
That's when he came up with the idea for Beat it.
Why did no one recognize the airline pilot?
Because he was the master of disguise.
I asked my gf If I were a superhero in disguise then which superhero do you think I would be? She said..
Flash.
James Bond gets called into M's office
M: I have a job for you. You will have to disguise yourself as a blond businessman called John Smith.
Bond: But I have dark hair! Do you expect me to wear a wig or something?!
M: No mister Bond, I expect you to dye.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
An impasta!
What's the difference between a flying mammal in sunglasses and a mouse in disguise?
One's a rad bat, the other's a bad rat
What did one costume say to the others?
Look at disguise
My drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness as a disguise
My drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness as a disguise...
He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people actually let him in
Whadya call a noodle in disguise?
An impasta
A sad man at the bar
A man sat at a bar looking really depressed. Why the long face? asked the bartender
Well, my wife got mad at me and wouldn't speak to me for a month.
What! That's a blessing in disguise! You'll get peace and quiet for a whole month, said the bartender.
The problem is, replied the man, today's the last day.
Positive thinking in disguise
Optimist Prime
What do you call marsupials in disguise?
Kangaruse
„Soldier!
„Yes, General?
„I didn't see you at the disguise training this morning!
„Thank You, Sir!
DareDevil's costume is amazing at keeping his identity a secret
No one will ever see through his disguise, not even him.
Unicorns are just Mormons in disguise.
They're both white and have a fetish for virgins.
I bought a camo hat for poker night...
Helps disguise my thoughts.
Whats red, looks like a bucket, shaped like a bucket and holds water?
A red bucket.
Whats blue, looks like a bucket, shaped like a bucket and holds water?
A red bucket in disguise.
My 8 year old son...the comedian.
I think my boss might actually be Thanos in disguise
Today, he snapped his fingers and half my weekend disappeared.
I brought a bottle of creamy white liquid to my neighborhood BBQ today.
It was a dressing in disguise.
The best way to disguise an undercover cop car
would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."
One day Stalin decides to go to the cinema in disguise and hear what people are really saying about him.
When the newsreel comes on the audience stands up and applauds each time he appears on the screen. Stalin is pleased. Modestly, he himself remains seated. After a few moments the man next to him leans over and whispers
Most people feel the same way you do Comrade, but you'll be safer if you stand up.
I went as the Air for Halloween
But everyone saw right through my disguise.
What do you call a priest in a fake moustache?
A blessing in disguise.
My drug dealer started to disguise himself as a Jehovah's Witness so he would not arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when the police saw people actually let him in.
[OC] A group of top CIA officials were debating the best disguise for an agent to use to catch an international criminal.
Eventually, they settled on using Annette.
A father decides to commit a crime
But before he can do it he must get a disguise, so he heads on down to a halloween shop and buys a pirate disguise.
Now that he has a disguise he went to go commit the crime. After the crime was done he escaped home, but as he was removing said disguise his son walked in
Father you look like he person who committed a crime today, did you? And what crime did you commit?
Arr son
Every time I go to a comic convention in my normal clothes, people ask me who I'm going as. I finally have an answer...
Thanks to Marvel, I'm going as a Skrull in disguise...
Harry Potter sees a black dog...
Harry: Sirius, is that you in disguise?
Sirius: I am, surely, and don't call me Sirius
Airplanes are a blessing in disguise
*clears throat*
Excuse me...
A blessing in the skies.
It's better said than typed :/
Edgar Allen Poe wrote a story about nasty cars in disguise.
The mask of a cunty auto.
Once, a prince..
..decided to disguise himself and mingle with people to see their hardships by himself. There, he encountered a farmer who looked exactly like him. Curious, the prince approached the farmer and asked him "By any chance, did your mother work in the palace?"
The farmer replied, "No, but
.
.
My father used to work in the palace"
P.S.:This is an old Indian joke, I'm doing my best to translate it. Hope I can make some people smile:)
A man was eating cookies at the park.
While eating his last cookie out of the bunch, he was approached by an old lady. She was putting her hands out, gesturing if she could have his last cookie. The man broke the cookie in two and gave the old lady half of the cookie.
With a single bite, a bright light flashed and the old lady turned out to be a fairy in disguise "For your selflessness, I shall grant you a single wish."
"I wish for a red sportscar!"
With a flick of a wand, half of a sportscar fell in front of the man.
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