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Funniest Disgruntled Short Jokes

Short disgruntled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disgruntled humour may include short dissatisfied jokes also.

  1. When asked if they were emotionally disgruntled by Trump's wall, Mexicans responded.. 'Meh, we'll get over it.
  2. After a few long years of teaching, my disgruntled french teacher now finally retired Hola Amigo
  3. What did the disgruntled birdwatcher say to the employee of the bird sanctuary? I'd like to speak to your Tanager.
  4. A dyslexic witch cursed me! Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome
  5. A disgruntled man stands in the stands up and yells: "You can't walk on water!" Odd behaviour, since it was at an ice-skating competition
  6. Not the answer I expected from my waitress... "What all comes on the bacon cheseburger?"
    "Disgruntled kitchen staff"
  7. Most of the time you hear about a disgruntled employee it's because they ended some lives... It's a different story at the t**... factory however...

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Disgruntled One Liners

Which disgruntled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disgruntled? I can suggest the ones about grumpy and unhappy.

  1. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? DISGRUNTLED
  2. What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day.
  3. DID you hear about The pig that lost its voice?
    It was disgruntled!
  4. What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!
  5. Disgruntled is such a strange word. I mean have you ever been a gruntled worker?
  6. If a pig loses it's voice, it becomes disgruntled.
  7. What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk? Take me to your leader!
  8. We had our p**...-bellied pig de-oinked He was a little disgruntled.

Disgruntled joke, We had our p**...-bellied pig de-oinked

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about disgruntled can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of disgruntled puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Disgruntled Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about disgruntled you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dejected jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make disgruntled prank.

Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night

To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "j**...".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.

Little Johnny, a young American boy, is down at the shops when..

He sees a group of disgruntled looking Australian tourists holding maps and wandering around.
Being the inquisitive young lad that he is he decides to try and find out a bit about them. Although he cant understand a word they're saying he quickly learns that they're from an ancient Australian tribe called the Fakawi!
Excited by this discovery Johnny runs home to tell his mother about his find.
"Mum, mum!", Johnny shouts, "I met native members of the Fakawi tribe today!".
"How did you know who they were?" Mum asks.
"Well that was easy," says little Johnny, "everywhere they went they were telling people, "We're the fakawi!"".

This is a very old joke that I'm sure most people have heard.

One day George W. Bush was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy selling week old "Republican Puppies", delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling "Democratic Puppies". Disgruntled he asked why and the boy said,
"They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they've opened their eyes."

Factory arson

A factory producing frozen Chinese dumplings is reported to have suffered the worst case of arson in recent history, presumed to be the work of a disgruntled worker.
The police chief said he had never seen a case of such wonton destruction.

A disgruntled cow complains about the way it's treated

The Cow grumbles under its breath "This lousy cowboy does nothing but push me around all day"
Cowboy: "What's that you said?"
Cow: "You herd me!"

Two Jewish men sit down at a deli they always visit

They order their meals, receive them, and start eating. After a few minutes the chef looks over and they are disgruntled. He goes over and asks them, So gentlemen, what did we get right this time?
Paraphrased from a joke told to me by my old Jewish professor.

A chess player was travelling abroad for a tournament

He managed to find a room at a small hotel. Upon entering the room, he immediately knew something was wrong and briskly made his way back to reception.
"Is something wrong?" the receptionist asked, startled by the man's disgruntled demeanour.
The man exclaimed "I thought I paid for room and board!"

Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground.

Dave: "Man, these children are crazy"
Adrian: "I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"
Dave: "We should switch kids this weekend"
Adrian: "Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law"

Disgruntled joke, If a pig loses it's voice, it becomes disgruntled.

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