The Best 10 Disgrace Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Disgrace jokes. There are some disgrace forgiveness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disgrace taffy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Disgrace Jokes and Puns
A man wants to deposit money at a Swiss bank.
"How much do you want to deposit?" asks the bank employee.
Whispers the man, "Three million."
"You can speak up," says the bank clerk. "In Switzerland, poverty is not a disgrace."
A Catholic boy in confession says
"Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking
about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you
have two gorgeous brothers."
Sunday in church after St. Patrick's Day
It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.
"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"
There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.
"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"
The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.
"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"
Now the church was completely silent.
After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing hymn number 369, *'Shall We Gather at the River?'*"
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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.
It's disgraceful that in 2020 the train-driving profession is overwhelmingly male-dominated. Surely it's...
a woman's right to choo-choos.
My father was very disciplined and my mother was very graceful
I guess that's what makes me such a disgrace
A disgraced academic, now farmer, surveying the crops...
Finally, I am out standing in my field
Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of...
Therefore he should continue as England Manager
My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend.
But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace.
I used to know this woman...
...who would let men jump up and down on her for money. Its a disgrace if you ask me. She was a tramp Pauline!
Most disgraceful joke
I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disgrace scumbag jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working disgrace behalf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.