Disfunction Jokes

Funniest Disfunction Short Jokes

Short disfunction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disfunction humour may include short dysfunction jokes also.

1. What do you call it when a Necromancer has issues raising the dead? Resurrectile Disfunction!
2. People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard
3. Did you hear about the old chameleon who can't change color anymore? He has reptile disfunction
4. My friend told me he was making good progress with his erectile disfunction I told him, "Keep it up"
5. You hear about the guy who was accused of jerking off with hand soap for his erectile disfunction? Well, he finally came clean.
6. Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction.
7. We were talking about cast iron pans and my brain sprang into disfunction I like my women like my cast iron cookware.
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8. Did you hear about the dinosaur who couldn't please his wife? He suffered from a reptile disfunction.
9. With how old the United States' politicians are these days... ... it makes sense that we as a country are suffering from electile disfunction.
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10. What do you call it when an iguana gets too old and can't stand up on its own any more? A reptile disfunction.

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Disfunction One Liners

Which disfunction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disfunction? I can suggest the ones about functional and malfunction.

1. Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.
2. What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction
3. What do you call it when a snake gets tangled up? A reptile disfunction
4. Why was the zombie embarrassed in bed? He had resurrectile disfunction
5. What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction
6. Why does Curt Connors have marital problems? Because of his reptile disfunction
7. What do you call a gamer with erectile disfunction? A Try-Hard
8. What do you call it when a group of turtles just won't get along? Reptile disfunction.
9. What do you call a musician with erectile disfunction? Db
10. I worry a lot, but do you know what never keeps me up at night? My erectile disfunction.
11. How does a man with an erectile disfunction play soccer? He flops.
12. Why can't the snake have s**...? He has reptile disfunction.

Laughable Disfunction Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about disfunction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impotence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disfunction pranks.