The Best 10 Diseased Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diseased jokes. There are some diseased poisson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diseased iguana puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diseased Jokes and Puns

My diseased eagle has been banned by the government.

I suppose that makes it

an illegal ill eagle.

What do you call a diseased duck?

A Mallardy.

What's the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold?

One's a portfolio, and the other's fort polio

Diseased joke, What's the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold?

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.


TIL that a herpetologist studies diseased snakes, not diseased snakes

I've never put my pants back on that fast in my life

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Diseased joke, What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

I had a problem with my dyslexic doctor today.

I went in diseased and came out deceased.

Where do diseased Leprechauns get sent?

Leprecolonies.

They say my face reminds everyone of diseased testicles

...so it looks like Movember's going pretty well!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diseased sicker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diseased malady piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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