Disease Love Jokes
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What can get disease and will never live past 4?
A guinea pig you vaccine loving autist!
Btw I'm pro vax just thought this was funny.
Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease...
Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation.
What does the man with celiac's disease say when he talks about his continued love of bread products?
I'm a gluten for punishment.
Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work?
The Gluten-Free Ranch
After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a rare disease and 12 hours to live.
His wife tearfully says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget."
They make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt in years. When they're done, Bob asks his wife, "Can we do it again?" This time it's even more passionate.
Later, as she is about to doze off, Bob gives her a nudge and says, "Honey, I know it's getting late, but I think we can do it one more time."
"That's easy for you to say," she complains. "You don't have to get up in the morning."
Gotta love Russia
A man decides to go and settle down in Russia. Once there, however, he realizes that the country is in terrible shape: Disease everywhere, people going hungry, no electricity, everything is in shambles. He goes to buy a loaf of bread, but sees the a huge line in front of the store. After waiting in line for nearly 5 hours, he can't take it anymore.
"THAT'S IT!" He screams. "I am going to kill Putin, he is responsible for this, enough is enough" and he runs out of the line to find Putin.
After a few minutes, he quietly returns back to the line. The guy behind him asks "Hey, I thought you went to kill Putin, what happened?"
The man replies "That line was even longer"
A man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup
During the checkup, he learns he has some sort of rare disease, and has 12 hours to live. When he comes home to his wife, he tells her the news, and she starts sobbing. She then looks at him and says,"I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget." They go to their bedroom, and proceed to make passionate love. After they made love, the man says to his wife,"Let's do it again." The wife agrees only this time was even more passionate than before." After that the man says," It's getting late, but let's do it one more time." The wife says,"Easy for you to say. You don't have to work tomorrow."
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