Disease Love Jokes
4 disease love jokes and hilarious disease love puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disease love that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Disease Love Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease...
Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation.
Where do salad loving cowboys with celiac disease work?
The Gluten-Free Ranch
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After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a rare disease and 12 hours to live.
His wife tearfully says, "Honey, I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget."
They make passionate love with an ardor they haven't felt in years. When they're done, Bob asks his wife, "Can we do it again?" This time it's even more passionate.
Later, as she is about to doze off, Bob gives her a nudge and says, "Honey, I know it's getting late, but I think we can do it one more time."
"That's easy for you to say," she complains. "You don't have to get up in the morning."
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup
During the checkup, he learns he has some sort of rare disease, and has 12 hours to live. When he comes home to his wife, he tells her the news, and she starts sobbing. She then looks at him and says,"I'm going to give you a night you'll never forget." They go to their bedroom, and proceed to make passionate love. After they made love, the man says to his wife,"Let's do it again." The wife agrees only this time was even more passionate than before." After that the man says," It's getting late, but let's do it one more time." The wife says,"Easy for you to say. You don't have to work tomorrow."
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