The Best 35 Discus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Discus jokes. There are some discus athletics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discus felons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discus Jokes and Puns

Let's discuss who the most hated world leader is as of now

I think Putin just Trump-ed all of his competitors

While discussing horror movies, my friend asked me who my favorite monster from film is.

Me: "Hmmm that's a tough one. I think I'd have to go with the vampire from Sesame Street."

Friend: "What!? He doesn't count."

Me: "Oh I assure you, he does."

Adam and God discus women

Adam says to God, God, why did you make women so soft? God says, "So that you will like them. Adam says, "God, why did you make women so warm and cuddly? God says, So that you will like them. "Adam says to God, But, God, why did you make them so stupid? God says, So that they will like you.

Discus joke, Adam and God discus women

Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport??


"You gotta help man, my bike's possessed. If I ride it, it bites me, if I don't, it still bites me."

"It's a vicious cycle."

"You think that's bad? My bike's turned entirely into clumpy goo."

"It's a viscous cycle."

"You think that's bad?! My bike's turned into a man, and then gone off to compete in the olympics."

"It's discus michael."

you'd think a discussion about water would be boring

but it's never a dry subject

Never discuss π with a mathematician...

You'll never hear the end of it!

Discus joke, Never discuss π with a mathematician...

I don't like discussing sunglasses with other people....

I find it to be a very polarizing subject

Discussing with a woman is like reading software license terms.

In the end you ignore everything and click on "accept".

Adam's discussion with God

So Adam is walking around the Garden of Eden and he calls out to God that he's kinda bored and lonely. He asks God if he can create someone who is kind and admires and serves him(Adam) in every way. God responds He can, but it's going to cost an arm and a leg, so Adam asks what he can get for a rib.

After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement:

"We'll tear your Seoul apart"

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We were discussing the races and dwarvs are my favorite. The reason?

They always appear to be down to earth.

A discussion me and my wife just had

*Me trying to place the curtain on its rails*

Me:I can't reach it, I need 10 more cm to do it!

Wife:*sigh*.. I know..

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

I've started competing in discus meets

I almost won a trophy yesterday. I threw the discus really far, but this other competitor named Gus got my throw erased. He said my throw got lifted by a burst of wind, so he went to the track officials.

This Gus discussed his disgust on the discus.

I tried to discuss multidimensional physics with a friend today

But he didn't want to talk about such dark matter.

Discus joke, I tried to discuss multidimensional physics with a friend today

My essay question is: "The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."


While discussing trigonometry, two mathematicians had a disagreement over the best method for measuring angles.

It turned into a protracted argument.

Sports which involve throwing things.


I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins.

I'm calling it a game of throwns.

Discussion between husband & wife

Wife : Everyday you spend 5 bucks on a pack of cigarettes. In a month, you would be spending 150 bucks right?

Husband : yes....and?

Wife : In a year, you would have spend $1800 and you have been smoking for 20 years. If you didn't smoke, you would be driving a Porsche by now.

Husband : how about you? Do you smoke?

Wife : Are you crazy? No! I don't!

Husband : And where is your Porsche?

Unpopular opinion: frisbees aren't heavy enough


Discussing my new-found kink has been rough

It turns out the only thing I am sexually attracted to is final scene from the movie Heat. I've tried to talk to my friends about it

But nobody wants to hear how I came to that conclusion.

Doctor's Discussion

Two surgeons are conferring in the hospital corridor outside a patient's room...

"We found a large lump in his wallet but I think we got it all."

There is a sport greater than Javelin


With all the discussion around #metoo I've decided to swear off women.

I'd rather be safe than Ansari.

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician..

They can go on about it forever...

What piece of sporting equipment is best for provoking a debate?


I was having a discussion about the derivatives of velocity with my friend. He insulted me so I said...

...don't be d^3x/dt^3.

Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?


What do you call an ancient Greek throwing sport?


We discussed concussions in Sports Medicine today

Talk about a headache

While discussing different things people use to get high: Brother: How do you get high on mattresses?

Dad: You stack them up.

We were discussing last names when my friend David Meth said..

Every girl I've slept with has done Meth.

After every discussion with my GF she ends up only sending me a smileyface, while I still have clue what I did wrong

I am a victim of emojical abuse

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