The Best 7 Discs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Discs jokes. There are some discs floppy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discs disc jockey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discs Jokes and Puns

Jesus and floppy discs are very similar

They both died to become the image of saving

Sadly that shop didn't have any small shiny discs either.

Sorry , said the cashier, we don't have any in stock.

A lady went into an embroidery shop to buy some fancy beads for her dress.

So she tried another shop down the road.

Like this joke, the shops were all out of sequins.

I taught my young daugther to switch out the discs in my PS4 for me.

It was a real game changer.

Have you heard about the device that automatically swaps out Xbox discs for you?

It's a game changer.

Why are the brake discs of Miley Cyrus' car shaped like a human organ?

'cause nothing brakes like a heart.


Why did the chiropractor throw away his iPod?

He only likes compact discs!

over the weekend I've trained my wife to swap discs for me in my PS4....

what a game changer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the discs paypal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working discs cassette piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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