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41 discrimination jokes and hilarious discrimination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about discrimination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Discrimination Short Jokes

Short discrimination jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The discrimination humour may include short discriminate jokes also.

  1. I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
  2. I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs. She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."
  3. Midget Discrimination A midget asks the librarian, Do you have any books on midget discrimination? The librarian replies, Top shelf .
  4. There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, And we won't stand for that!
  5. My friend told me he hated blue cheese because it's literally just cheese with bacteria. I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
  6. -Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner
  7. I was just fired today, simply for telling my co-worker that her hair smelled nice. I think they are discriminating against me for being a midget.
  8. I was just fired from my job for telling a female co-worker the her hair smelled great. I think they are discriminating against me because I'm a midget.
  9. Dwarf enters the library "One book on discrimination of dwarves, please." - says the dwarf
    "Third row..." - replies the librarian - "top shelf."
  10. I got fired from my job simply for telling this girl I work with that her hair smelled nice. Do you think they might have been discriminating against me because I'm a midget?

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Discrimination One Liners

Which discrimination one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with discrimination? I can suggest the ones about prejudice and racism.

  1. What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination
  2. What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination.
  3. Do you know what's the worst part in being a gay black police officer? The discrimination
  4. What is it called when you discriminate against Asians? Riceist
  5. What do secret societies discriminate against? Illuminorities
  6. What nation is the most unjust? Discrimination
  7. What do you call discrimination against erasers? Erase-ism
  8. What do you call a person who discriminates against cult members? A cultist
  9. what do you call a term used to discriminate against music notes? a racial slur
  10. What do you call someone who discriminates against vegetarians? A homophobe.
  11. It's really unfair We shouldn't discriminate against fats for being trans.
  12. What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist.
  13. Whatcha call someone who discriminates against you's? Anti-semantic
  14. What do you call a human that discriminates against robots? A biologist
  15. Lions don't discriminate. Pride unprejudiced.

Discrimination joke, Lions don't discriminate.

Uproarious Discrimination Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about discrimination you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sexism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make discrimination pranks.

The Washington r**... are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.

....from now on they will be known simply as the r**....

Fu, Bu and Chu are three Chinese men.

One day, they decided to move to the USA.
They also decided to change their names, as to not be discriminated against.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
Bu changed his name to Buck.
And Fu decided to go back to China.

Discrimination

Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass."
"Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?"
"Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?"
"Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"

Poor Ajmal.

After playtime, Ms Wilson asks some of her kindergarten kids what they did during playtime.
"What did you do at playtime Tom?"
"I played in the sandpit" said Tom.
"Very good, if you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie!"
Tom spelled sand and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Sally?"
"I played in the sandpit with Tom" said Sally.
"That's nice, if you can spell pit, I'll give you a cookie!"
Sally spelled pit and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Ajmal?"
"I tried to play in the sandpit, but Sally and Tom threw rocks at me!" said Ajmal.
"That sounds like blatant racial discrimination, If you can spell blatant racial discrimination I'll give you a cookie!".

A 2nd grade class just gets in from recess...

The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. "If you can come up to the board and write the word I give you, you'll get a gold star for the day," the teacher explains. "Tommy, what'd you do for recess?" she asks the first student. "Well," Tommy begins, "I played in the sand box with Suzy!" "Okay great. If you can come to the board and spell the word 'sand' I'll give you a gold star." So Tommy goes up to the board, spells 'sand' and gets a gold star for the day. Then the teacher asks Suzy, "Suzy, what'd you do for recess today?" So Suzy answers, "like Tommy said, we played in the sand box together." "Okay," the teacher thinks, "if you can come up to the board and spell 'box' I'll give you a gold star. So Suzy spells 'box' and gets a gold star for the day. Then the teacher asks the third student, "Tyrone, what'd you do for recess today?" "Well I wanted to play in the sand box with Tommy and Suzy but they wouldn't let me," Tyrone answers. "Oh no!" says the teacher, "That's terrible! Do you know what that's called? That's called 'racial discrimination.' If you can come up to the board and spell 'racial discrimination' I'll give you a gold star."

The Special

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What's the special tonight?" he asks the bartender. "It's our blue cheese bacon burger," the bartender replies. "Do you want to try one?" "Nah. I hate blue cheese," the guy replies. "I mean it's literally just cheese full of bacteria." "Hey," the bartender says, clearly offended. "You need to stop discriminating against other cultures."

[A LITTLE SPICY] Why is Communism better than Fascism?

In Fascism, minorities suffer and are discriminated, while in Communism, everyone suffers!

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". He doesn't react, because living a society that systematically discriminates against noble gasses has taught him that getting angry will only bring violence upon him. He totally writes an angry tumblr post about it later that evening though.

An englishman was sued for discrimination after firing all the redheads from his s**... club.

He was able to get off Scot-free.

A person who discriminates race is racist; s**...- sexist, age- ageist, disability- ableist, religion-

Realist

My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination.

I told her "Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."

I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite.

I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.

Discrimination joke, What is it called when you discriminate against Asians?