The Best 27 Discrimination Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Discrimination jokes. There are some discrimination tumblr jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discrimination diversity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discrimination Jokes and Puns

Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is?

A mirror.

The Washington Redskins are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.

....from now on they will be known simply as the Redskins.

Stopped from going into a bar, dis is discrimination.

A brain and a jumper cable walked up to the bar, "I'm sorry , I can't serve you guys " said the barman,
Why? said the brain,

You're outta youre head and he is going to start something.

What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop?

The discrimination.

-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination?

-Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner

God sacrificed his son for his love of humans

And we all seem to be cool with it. But when **I** try to sacrifice my son for my love of humans, I get arrested and imprisoned.

I'm starting to see some discrimination going on here...


Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass."

"Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?"

"Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?"

"Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"

Discrimination joke, Discrimination

What nation is the most unjust?


Looking for a word...

Racism is the discrimination of race. Sexism is the discrimination of gender. What's the word for the overweight..?

My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination.

I told her "Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."

I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs.

She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."

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A panda doesn't like discrimination at all...

He's white, black, Asian and fat at the same time....

I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime

The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange...

An englishman was sued for discrimination after firing all the redheads from his strip club.

He was able to get off Scot-free.

Midget Discrimination

A midget asks the librarian, Do you have any books on midget discrimination? The librarian replies, Top shelf .

Obama care is religious discrimination

We shouldn't try to prevent Americans from being Sikh!

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What do you call discrimination against erasers?


A luddite kickstarter company was sued for racial discrimination -- even before their first planning meeting.

They promised investors to only ever use a white board.

Do you know what's the worst part in being a gay black police officer?

The discrimination

A roofer with a lisp

Is hired to install new roofs across the city, when he didnt get paid - he began tearing up all his hard work without discrimination.
It was roofless.

A man was arrested for his unwarranted discrimination of cheeses

Some say it was a quesoracism

You know the toughest part about being a gay black police officer?

The discrimination.

Stolen from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Have you guys heard about the new Disability Discrimination Act?

Neither have I but apparently the Thalidomide people are up in arms about it...

My brother and I were having pancakes for breakfast

I was eating 4 to every 1 that my brother managed. I guess I was practicing "Ratiol" discrimination.

You know what the toughest part of being a gay black police officer is?

The discrimination.

What is Donald Trump's favourite nation?


Discrimination joke, What is Donald Trump's favourite nation?

Dwarf enters the library

"One book on discrimination of dwarves, please." - says the dwarf

"Third row..." - replies the librarian - "top shelf."

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