The Best 7 Discrete Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Discrete jokes. There are some discrete equation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discrete variables puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discrete Jokes and Puns

A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their sex life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.

Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.

A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happy.

Three months pass. She's really worried about her youngest when finally a message arrives. It's addressed in shaky handwriting and contains an ad for British Airways. "London to Paris: Seven days a week, three times a day, both ways."

She fainted.

Two random variables were talking in a bar

They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously.

Why don't female mathematicians use tampons?

They are weary of anything that advertises discrete AND continuous protection.

What number is the oddest prime number?

2

Source: My discrete professor

I silently mocked one of the Greek islands today

I was discrete.


Our discrete mathematics professor told us that addition is the same as subtraction

There is no difference.

Discrete Joke

My buddy and I were playing DD. I told him to roll a *_d_`20`* He pulls out a die with 895014631192902121 sides, so I call him deranged.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the discrete logic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working discrete mathematics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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