The Best 6 Discreetly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Discreetly jokes. There are some discreetly immediately jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discreetly slyly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discreetly Jokes and Puns

A nurse notices that a doctor is walking around with a rectal thermometer behind his ear. Embarrassed, she pulls him aside to discreetly inform him...

"Doctor," says the nurse, "you've got a rectal thermometer behind your ear."

The doctor pulls the thermometer from behind his ear and looks at it incredulously. "Nurse, do you know what this means? Some asshole's got my pencil!"

An aide slides up to Trump and whispers in his ear discreetly

"Mr.President, one of your shoes is black, and the other is brown!"

Trump said

, "Yes, I noticed it myself. I went to change but when I looked in the closet, the only other pair I had was also one black and one brown"

Sitting at the bar.

Sitting at the bar having a drink with a friend, I discreetly point to two old drunks sitting across from us and said "that's us in about 15 years." To which he replied...

"That's a mirror dipshit."

I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space...

I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."

While at our wedding, I pointed out to my wife-to-be...

that her her veil wasn't nearly opaque enough. She responded by discreetly implying she would hit me.

It was a thinly-veiled threat.


I discreetly called the Chinese restaurant.

I ordered some Lowkey Mein

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the discreetly balcony jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working discreetly smartly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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