The Best 6 Discreet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Discreet jokes. There are some discreet luthor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discreet considerate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discreet Jokes and Puns

Jesus returned to earth...

And stayed anonymous for a while, but eventually a priest discovered who he was. He was discreet, but insisted that he take a solid gold cross. Before he took it, he prayed to his father and said,

"Father, should I accept this gift?"

God replies, "The solid gold cross?"


"What would you do with a solid gold cross? You could hardly carry a wooden one!"

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Trying to Have a Baby

Saying that "We are trying to have a baby" is the only discreet way I can tell my mother-in-law that I had sex with her daughter 4 times last week.

Your fly is open!

An army secretary was trying to be discreet with her boss when she saw his fly was open so she said excuse me sir but your Barack's door is open. He replied oh it is? Well do you see a soldier standing at attention? She responded No sir. I see a disable veteran sitting on two duffle bags.

I discreetly called the Chinese restaurant.

I ordered some Lowkey Mein

I like buying my condoms like a ninja losing his virginity.

Fast and discreet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the discreet worse puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working discreet quieter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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