The Best 50 Discovery Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discovery executives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discovery Jokes and Puns

Recently, I discovered my fetish for self discovery.

I just came to that conclusion!

ALEX TREBEK: This accidental discovery in 1928 opened the door to modern antibiotics

**ME:** *(spraying a mouthful of popcorn)* WHAT IS A DOORKNOB?!

A Broken Watch

A guy is walking down the street and suddenly notices that his watch has stopped working. As he stands there musing over this discovery, he notices that the display window of a nearby shop has several dozen watches and clocks in it.

The man steps inside the door of the shop and asks the proprietor, "Excuse me, my watch has stopped working. I wonder if you can repair it for me?"

The proprietor looks up from his desk and says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a watchmaker--I'm a mohel. I perform circumcisions."

Confused, the gentleman asks, "Well then why do you have so many watches and clocks in your window?"

The mohel calmly replies, "What would you prefer that I display?"

Discovery joke, A Broken Watch

My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery...

He can't fly

Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees?

In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology.


Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic.

It runs in your genes.

The Jackhammer,

Now that was a groundbreaking discovery.

Discovery joke, The Jackhammer,

Usain Bolt used to be a physicist....

....His first discovery was the speed of dark.

A Russian man makes a remarkable discovery

"What poor people there are in America," a man tells his comrade, "Their cars don't have hoods, their phones don't have buttons, and their wine is old!"

A man is walking through the woods...

when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"

In light of Germany's discovery of ISIS using mustard gas:

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Was the discovery of a new planet an accident?

or did they planet

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

My friend has been hiding something.

I was cleaning my friend's room for him the other day and moved a pile of clothes off of the floor and into the hamper. To my surprise, when I lifted them, I found a perfectly gelled, expertly trimmed mustache on the ground, I saw him the next day and confronted him about my discovery. ''You got me.'' he said... I had just found his secret stache.

The Chinese recently made a scientific discovery.

They discovered a louse so small that it lives on the back of the common housefly.

It's a remarkable discovery, but it's gone completely unnoticed because nobody thinks it odd that the Chinese are raving about their fly lice.

I was searching for bear photos

When I made a grizzly discovery

Discovery joke, I was searching for bear photos

Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting

I make a new Discovery every day

Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel

... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go.

Star Trek Discovery is going to have a female lead which will ruin the series.

The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.

She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.


Urethra! I've done it!

...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery.

"I don't think that's quite right sir," says the patient.

How did Trump avoid discovery when all of the main means of communication were being traced?

He used the alternative fax.

Did you hear about NASA's astronomical discovery?

It was a fluke. I heard they didn't plan-et.

Think I made a scientific discovery

Men who have girlfriends have rough hands

Men who don't have soft hands

Yet, for some reason, men who are married have the softest hands

A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house.

Police are looking into it.

And are preparing a probing investigation.

I don't get the hype about the new Star Trek Discovery

Why are people so excited about a new STD series?

I was watching the discovery channel the other day and they said that a lion would never cheat on it's mate...

But a Tiger will.

A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings...

Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners had been discovered.

NASA just announced discovery of oil on Mars

Humans* are finally going to Mars

* US Army

Scientists discover a food proven to lower a woman's sex drive by at least 95%

This discovery has been named "Wedding Cake"

The shovel.

The discovery of the shovel was a truly groundbreaking moment for humankind.

Did you guys hear about the archaeologist's recent discovery?

Nevermind, I wouldn't want to rune the surprise.

What does Arthur say when he makes an amazing discovery?

Excalibur!

A blonde calls her friend...

"Get here NOW! I made such a discovery!"

A friend comes over.

"Look!", blonde says, and turns off the light.

"Well, it's dark..."

"Do you know where light went?"

"Um... No...?"

Blonde marches her friend to a refrigerator through the darkened apartment. Pulls the door open.

"Here!"

Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeeper if they can sell him XL shirts. That question made the shopkeeper curious, thus he asked the designer:

\-Do you really want to purchase that many shirts?

When the UPS guy asked if I wanted the feathers under a birds exterior layer delivered to me,

I responded with ELO's ninth track on the album discovery

I returned home late from work one night to find a 2004 Land Rover had crashed into the front of my house.

It was an awful Discovery.

A solid joke

A scientist is studying the three states of matter.

The scientist then makes an amazing discovery, the scientist in the other room then walks in, he asks "What's the matter?"

Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden

He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized excrement. when asked about what they signified,

Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."

The first Person to drop a Nokia made a discovery-

A groundbreaking one

Sean Connery finds a cupboard in his house he hasn't used before

A rare moment of shelf discovery.

What do you call it when someone dies on the Lewis and Clark Expedition?

Corpse of Discovery

A buck wearing a robe and clutching a bible was found dead near a rural highway...

The person who found the animal exclaimed "Deer Lord" upon its discovery.

What did the urologist say when they made a discovery?

Urethra!

A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer

A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer are tasked with solving a major world problem. The Scientist does the research and makes a discovery that the Inventor then uses to invent the thing that will solve the problem. The engineer refines the invention until it is ready for operation. Their solution is a huge success and very profitable. Who makes all the money?

The businessman.

Whenever I see an Astronomy discovery it reminds me of this joke

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician were on the train from London to Edinburgh, as they passed the Scottish border they saw a black sheep.

'Ah ha' said the astronomer 'from that I can deduce that in Scotland all sheep are black'

'No' said the physicist 'we can deduce that in Scotland some sheep are black'

'Actually' said the mathematician 'all we know is that in Scotland there is a field in which there is a sheep, one side of which is black'

Did you hear about the recent discovery of a giant, reptile-like predator with hemorrhoids?

It was a Tyrannosaurass.

For how long since its discovery has Covid 19 been deadly?

From right off the bat.

All this WFH time has led to a surprising discovery: I do my best work in the kitchen.

I'm counterproductive.

I found a Land Rover whilst metal detecting today

It was a lovely discovery

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