The Best 9 Discourage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Discourage jokes. There are some discourage profit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these discourage transaction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Discourage Jokes and Puns

A man's printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop.

A friendly young man informed him, Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself.

Pleasantly surprised by this candor, the man said, Thanks, son. Does your boss know that you discourage business?

Actually, it was my boss's idea, said the young employee. He says that if we let people try to fix things themselves first, we end up making even more money!

Eat the watermelons

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.

So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE! "

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.

The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO! "

How do you encourage a bartender?

"That's the spirit!"

How do you discourage a bartender?

Boos.

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers.

But his aunt May.


Old couple looking to divorce

Husband and wife both above 90 go to a lawyer looking for a divorce. They've been married for more than 60 years.



The lawyer does his best to try to discourage them but they won't budge, they are not happy with each other and they want their divorce. So the lawyer asked what made them wait this long?



"We were just waiting for the kids to die." said the woman.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

The Wife wants to have a baby but the Husband tries to discourage her.

H: A baby sleeps and it poops and it cries when it's hungry.

W: You two should get along famously.

My annoying dad is trying to discourage me from gambling.

He's no better.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the discourage encourage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working discourage prevent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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