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Funniest Discourages Short Jokes

Short discourages jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The discourages humour may include short encourage jokes also.

  1. How do you encourage a bartender? "That's the spirit!"
    How do you discourage a bartender?
    Boos.
  2. My friends say that too much of today's news can be discouraging--they say my habit of constantly reloading the CNN app will make me depressed. but I think it's refreshing.
  3. Why are Puerto Ricans & Mexicans discouraged from marrying each other? Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.
  4. What does the band Pearl Jam say when they're discouraged? Ugh, we're not getting Eddy Vetter!
  5. The Wife wants to have a baby but the Husband tries to discourage her. H: A baby sleeps and it poops and it cries when it's hungry.
    W: You two should get along famously.
  6. I said to my wife :"man not hot" She said: "man wants hard, but man not "hot"
    it discouraged me
  7. Once I bought a car and it ran out of gas. This discouraged me... Because before I had never refueled my father's car for five years.
  8. I don't understand why cigarette companies are discouraging smoking I mean, it's not a good marketing strategy.
  9. TIL the reverse c**... position is discouraged in Ireland. It isn't acceptable for a woman here to turn her back on family.

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Discourages One Liners

Which discourages one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with discourages? I can suggest the ones about urges and deprecating.

  1. Uncle Ben would never discourage Peter from joining the Avengers. But his aunt May.
  2. What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again
  3. My annoying dad is trying to discourage me from gambling. He's no better.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about discourages can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of discourages puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Discourages Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about discourages you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean frowned upon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make discourages prank.

When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop.


To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself.
The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way?
"Yes", replied the clerk.
It was his idea.
We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.

An atheist is fishing in a boat on Loch Ness

When all of a sudden, the Loch Ness Monster comes up and begins thrashing his boat around. The monster tosses him into the air. On his way down he shouts "God, help me!"
Everything stops. He is mere feet from the monster's mouth. Then a loud, booming voice comes from the heavens and asks:
"You have not followed me for your entire life and have discouraged those who did. Why should I help you now?"
The atheist thinks for a moment before saying:
"Look, five minutes ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."

Eat the watermelons

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.
So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE! "
He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.
The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO! "

A prince is cursed...

A prince is cursed one day by a witch so that he can only speak a single word a year. However, any word he does not say in a year can be rolled over and used in a following year. The prince is discouraged, but decides to go about his life anyway.
A few weeks later, the prince meets a beautiful young woman, and he waits an entire year to say "hello". He begins writing her letters, explaining his situation, and they begin to fall in love. Three years later, the prince uses his saved words to tell her, in his own voice, "I love you".
Soon, the prince decides he wants to marry her. But to make it special, he saves up his words for twelve years, so he can ask her himself. He takes her to the most romantic part of the royal gardens at sunset, gets down on one knee, and says "my darling, I love you more than anything. Will you marry me?" The beautiful young woman turns to him and says:
"Pardon?"

A String Walks Into A Bar

He says, "hey bar keep, I'll have a beer". The bartenders sternly replies, "we don't serve strings here". The string walks away discouraged.
He comes in a few days later and tries again, "hey bar keep, I'll take a rye". The bartender, more aggravated replies, "I told you, we don't serve strings here!" The string leaves disappointed.
The string figures he will try again a few days later. He walks up to the door of the bar and thinks for a second....This time he ties himself in a loop and messes up his hair. He walks up to the bar and says, "hello bar keep, I'll have a r**... and coke". The bartender replies, "hey, aren't you a string?" The string replies, "no, I'm afraid not"

How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?

12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

Old couple looking to divorce

Husband and wife both above 90 go to a lawyer looking for a divorce. They've been married for more than 60 years.

The lawyer does his best to try to discourage them but they won't budge, they are not happy with each other and they want their divorce. So the lawyer asked what made them wait this long?

"We were just waiting for the kids to die." said the woman.

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

A man's printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop.

A friendly young man informed him, Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself.
Pleasantly surprised by this candor, the man said, Thanks, son. Does your boss know that you discourage business?
Actually, it was my boss's idea, said the young employee. He says that if we let people try to fix things themselves first, we end up making even more money!

Get me my Red Shirt"!

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.
The captain was asked, Why do you need a red shirt?
The Captain replies, So that when I bleed, you guys don't notice and aren's discouraged. They fight off the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, Get me my brown pants!

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