The Best 4 Disconnect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disconnect jokes. There are some disconnect preview jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disconnect wired puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disconnect Jokes and Puns

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!

Sorry, I ll walk out

When my kids play The Sims, I always disconnect the power from the computer just after they've finished making their family

It's character building

Whenever I talk dirty to somebody over the phone, they disconnect

I guess you could say I have a lot of sexual hangups.

The phone company has been calling me everday threatening to to disconnect me if I don't pay my bill.

I'm glad they finally stopped calling.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disconnect xenu jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disconnect episodes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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