Discoloration Jokes
3 discoloration jokes and hilarious discoloration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about discoloration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Discoloration Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I pick my women like I pick my watermelon.
A little rough with a discolored bottom and heavier than the appear.
Blueish colored feet....
A man goes to doctor after suffering from blueish colored feet for few weeks
Doctor: This means your feet have been infected and need to be amputated and fitted with wooden leg.
After operation, doctor attached a wooden feet which started to look blueish after few days.
Doctor: This definitely means your jeans is getting discolored.
A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"
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