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Disco Jokes

106 disco jokes and hilarious disco puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disco that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out these hilarious silent disco jokes! From the classic disco ball puns to the conversational boogaloo, we've got it all. Get ready to break out your moonwalking moves and prepare to be thoroughly entertained with our collection of the best disco jokes!

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Funniest Disco Short Jokes

Short disco jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disco humour may include short dance floor jokes also.

  1. I went to a disco last night. I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.
  2. When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me I was never scared though, I loved disco music
  3. Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel
  4. When I woke up there was a Disco diva standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
  5. [OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador. We call ourselves... The Pillage People.
  6. I walked into a disco, and there were Orcs, Trolls, and Nazgûl doing their best moves. It was Mordor on the dance floor.
  7. Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*.
  8. The Italian government has cancelled the town of Ferno's annual fiesta This year there'll be no disco in ferno
  9. I went to a sea food disco last night... I pulled a mussel
  10. What do you call a band where all the members are minorities? Hispanic at the disco!

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Disco One Liners

Which disco one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disco? I can suggest the ones about nightclub and dance.

  1. I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
  2. At a down syndrome disco... ...Do you think they have a slow dance?
  3. What do you call a large bread disco? Abundance.
  4. Went to a seafood disco the other day Pulled a mussel
  5. I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!
  6. There was a scared Spanish man at a club Hispanic at the disco.
  7. Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!
  8. I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco
  9. My friends and I started an emo salsa band We call ourselves HisPanic at the Disco
  10. i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel.
  11. I hosted a silent disco party in my apartment I got a complaint from the mime next door.
  12. Why did the fish leave the disco early? Because he pulled a mussel.
  13. I lost my abba cd Where did the disco?
  14. I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle.
  15. It would be bad if someone got killed at a prom We would have a panic at the disco!!

Panic Disco Jokes

Here is a list of funny panic disco jokes and even better panic disco puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco
  • What do you call it when a Disco DJ's Macbook crashes mid-set? Kernel panic at the disco.
  • Why was there Panic! At the Disco? Because there was Blood on the Dance Floor.
  • What rock band was popular among storm-troopers? Panic! AT-AT the disco
  • There's this sketchy joint downtown named "The Disco" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!

Silent Disco Jokes

Here is a list of funny silent disco jokes and even better silent disco puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue.
Disco joke, I just participated in a silent disco.

Disco Ball Jokes

Here is a list of funny disco ball jokes and even better disco ball puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's just coming in to winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside. Because now is the winter of my disco tent.
  • What did the disco ball say to the depressed toilet? Don't be a party p**...!
Disco joke, What did the disco ball say to the depressed toilet?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about disco can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of disco puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Disco Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about disco you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ballroom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make disco prank.

I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

I've discovered I have the power to control minds

Just mine so far.

I discovered a Star Wars themed s**... technique...

I call it the Hands Solo

I discovered the number one reason OP never delivers.

#

I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.

I turned off the wifi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.

I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3.

Because I wasn't wearing a c**....

Was the discovery of a new planet an accident?

or did they planet

If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny.

Amirite?

I went to a disco last night (variation)

The DJ said, "Sing with me". I sang with him.
The DJ said, "Put your hands together". I put my hands together while singing along.
The DJ said, "Come on everyone". I was thrown out of the Disco.

I discovered this new drug that makes you indifferent to the world...

It's called crystal Meh.

I think I discovered the secret to immortality.

Unfortunately it's going to take forever to test.

Discount Air Rides

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'

I've just discovered that I'm allergic to cats.

Either that or I undercooked it.

They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it...

Lickalotapus.

Omegle joke

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Hey.
Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?
Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.
Guy 1: Who's there?
Guy 2: Disco.
Guy 1: Disco who?
Guy 2: Disconnected.
'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'
Guy 1: ...

At the disco:

"So whats a cute girl like you doing all by herself?"
"I had to f**..."

Husband takes his wife to a disco.

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."

Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he's still celebrating!!"

I just discovered a major difference between me and Rapunzel.

Rapunzel lets her hair down but I let everybody near me down.

I discovered that my socks exhibit quantum entanglement.

As soon as I put on my left sock, the other sock immediately becomes the right sock, and vice versa, regardless of the distance between them.

A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

After discovering that Kevin Spacey is a s**... predator, I would be surprised to see him get any work in the future.

Unless he runs for President of the United States.

If the U.S. ever discovered Time Travel

It would go back in time and invade itself for oil.

A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings...

Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners had been discovered.

A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there's a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going...

The wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

The husband replies, It looks like he's still celebrating.

It's been discovered that Mary was not infact a v**... when Jesus was born.

It was an inaccurate conception.

I man and his wife walk into a disco...

And in the middle of the dance floor there is a very handsome man with a great body and expensive jewelry. Who is busting some serious moves, back flips, moon walking, running man etc.
The wife turns to her husband and says "see that man he asked me to marry him ten years ago but I said no"
The husband replies "and it looks like he is still celebrating"

I discovered my mother in law has weekly sessions with l**... himself on how to be even more vicious.

I've no idea what kind of fees she's charging him.

They've discovered a new strain of head lice, but they haven't found a cure yet

It's got scientists scratching their heads.

I've just discovered that I have a logic f**....

I can't stop coming to conclusions.

I just discovered that chronic diarrhea is hereditary.

Apparently it runs in your genes.

They just discovered the first lesbian dinosaur

It's called a Lickalottapus

I just discovered I can't get sick on Saturdays or Sundays

Turns out I have a weekend immune system.

I have discovered real life magicians

Whenever the police appears, people vanish.

After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor's boy,

the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother. It's only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age, the neighbor said. Sexuality?! the mother yelled. He took out her appendix!

I've discovered some similar thing between cars and humans.

The older they are, the more maintenance is required.

First we discovered TikTok was a Chinese spying app, then we discovered China was putting spyware in the electronics they sell us...

And today the fortune cookie in my Chinese food reminded me I needed to buy milk.

It has been discovered that you can get h**... from a toilet seat

If you sit down before the other gets up

Just discovered whiteboards

Remarkable

So I was on discord and this guy tells me

I have an 11 kill streak.
So I asked on which game
He said, no I don't play games, I'm a police officer.

I think I discovered a really simple cure for anorexia.

It's a piece of cake.

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

How many Discord users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer dark mode.

I discovered the secret of randomness.

It's not what you expect

I discovered a new letter of the alphabet

But it's hard to type

I discovered where they keep all the dad jokes

The dad-a-base...

I discovered that my boyfriend is a communist spy.

I guess I could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.

I've just discovered Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother…

Broco Lee

I've just discovered that the kids next door stole my credit card to pay for their Mom's b**... job

Just wait till I get my hands on them!

I've discovered that alcohol contains female hormones

After drinking you can't drive, you never stop talking and have to sit while peeing.

I discovered a new dinosaur after getting my booster shot...

The Armisaur

I discovered the cure for blindness.

Vitamin See

Just Discovered the Pronouns for Chocolate…

Turns out they're Her and she

I think I've discovered the headstone of the world's oldest man!

Apparently he lives to 194, and was called Miles - from London!

What is a discord moderator's favorite musical chord?

A minor

If I go on a discount fishing trip and I lose the worm off the hook of my fishing line...

Am I entitled to a rebait?

I used my discount card to clean ice off my windshield.

I could only get about 20% off tho

My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping

He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.
In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….
But now is the winter of our disco tent.

Disco joke, My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping

jokes about disco

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