Disclosure Jokes
14 disclosure jokes and hilarious disclosure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disclosure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Disclosure Short Jokes
Short disclosure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disclosure humour may include short discovery jokes also.
- The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
- If a man's signature is called a "John Hancock" what do you call a woman's? Historically insignificant.
Full disclosure: Heard on the radio this morning on my way to work. - I really want to tell you all what makes Indian curry taste so great. But I had to sign a Naan disclosure agreement.
- ME AS AN INDIAN RESTAURANT WAITER: I can show you how we make our bread, but I'll need to you sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement first.
- What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus
(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time) - I'm not allowed to share the recipe for the bread we have at the Indian restaurant. It's a naan disclosure agreement.
- So, full disclosure: There's this lady across the street whom I've been into for a while now. I just started talking to her and I gotta say...
Lawn distance relationships aren't that bad. - John Conyers, Al Franken, and Roy Moore walk into a bar What happens next is subject to a mutually binding Non-Disclosure Agreement
- I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis. Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)
- Why are rhinos so wrinkley? "because they are hard to iron"...
Full disclosure, I read this on a popsicle stick like 15 years ago... I still don't get it
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Disclosure One Liners
Which disclosure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disclosure? I can suggest the ones about revelation and disclaimer.
- Would you like to buy Jupiter? Full disclosure: It has a big red spot.
- Who's Hillary Clinton's least favorite EDM artist? Disclosure
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What funny jokes about disclosure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean exposing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disclosure pranks.
A man walks into an Indian restaurant.
The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?
The man replies, No, I haven't.
The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.
My son has started an apprenticeship chef role at a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London.
On his first day they showed him how to make the perfect Indian flat bread. He said he can't tell me the recipe though.
Apparently he had to sign a naan disclosure agreement.
A 90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Full disclosure, I got this joke from Tom Jones on Marc Maron's w**... podcast today. Tom's 80, mentally spry like he's 30, and he swears like a sailor.
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90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Says Doctor, it used to be that I'd get these erections so hard that I couldn't even bend them with two hands! 16, 17, 18 years old, all through my twenties... 30, I could bend a little bit, 40s a little bit more. 50s and 60s I'm getting it to about a 90 degree angle, and now I'm 90 I can bend it in half!
I'm getting stronger, right?"
L. Ron Hubbard walks into a bar...
The bartender says "this seat's clear." Hubbard replies "that's not funny," and I was never heard from again.
(full disclosure, I read this on twitter six years ago)
Have you ever seen the serial number that is printed on every c**...?
No? Oh, you must not have needed to unroll it that far...
Full disclosure: I searched and although this joke is definitely a repost, it's been about a year since the last time so I took an executive decision to post it again.
