The Best 14 Disclosure Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Disclosure jokes. There are some disclosure huma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disclosure masterbates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Disclosure Jokes and Puns
If a man's signature is called a "John Hancock" what do you call a woman's?
Historically insignificant.
Full disclosure: Heard on the radio this morning on my way to work.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
A 90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Full disclosure, I got this joke from Tom Jones on Marc Maron's WTF podcast today. Tom's 80, mentally spry like he's 30, and he swears like a sailor.
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90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Says Doctor, it used to be that I'd get these erections so hard that I couldn't even bend them with two hands! 16, 17, 18 years old, all through my twenties... 30, I could bend a little bit, 40s a little bit more. 50s and 60s I'm getting it to about a 90 degree angle, and now I'm 90 I can bend it in half!
I'm getting stronger, right?"
I'm not allowed to share the recipe for the bread we have at the Indian restaurant.
It's a naan disclosure agreement.
So, full disclosure: There's this lady across the street whom I've been into for a while now.
I just started talking to her and I gotta say...
Lawn distance relationships aren't that bad.
L. Ron Hubbard walks into a bar...
The bartender says "this seat's clear." Hubbard replies "that's not funny," and I was never heard from again.
(full disclosure, I read this on twitter six years ago)
Have you ever seen the serial number that is printed on every condom?
No? Oh, you must not have needed to unroll it that far...
Full disclosure: I searched and although this joke is definitely a repost, it's been about a year since the last time so I took an executive decision to post it again.
*Politics* Year 2019, two inmates are talking in a prison:
\- What are you here for?
\- I wrote a comic strip saying that our president was an idiot.
\- Did they charge you under an article for rioting or harassment then?
\- For disclosure of classified information.
Would you like to buy Jupiter?
Full disclosure: It has a big red spot.
I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis.
Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)
What's the difference between a mosquito and a hedge fund manager? A mosquito will stop sucking your blood before its head explodes.
Full disclosure: Got this from Bill Mahr
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Who's Hillary Clinton's least favorite EDM artist?
Disclosure
Why are rhinos so wrinkley?
"because they are hard to iron"...
Full disclosure, I read this on a popsicle stick like 15 years ago... I still don't get it
A fancy Indian restaurant just hired me to redo their entire menu...
I wish I could tell you more but I signed a naan disclosure agreement.
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