The Best 5 Disastrous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disastrous jokes. There are some disastrous destructive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disastrous contamination puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disastrous Jokes and Puns

Has anyone heard of the disastrous news about the CPU chip flaws?

seems like bad intel..

I opened a sperm bank in London recently...

We had a disastrous first day. Only two clients. One came on the bus; the other one missed the tube.

The first annual meeting of the camouflage club was disastrous.

It looked like nobody showed up.

Donald Trump's Library Burned Down...

In a disastrous fire that destroyed Trump's library huge damages were sustained and all his books were lost. The real tragedy is that he hadn't finished coloring one yet!

Did you all hear about the disastrous magic competition reality show that had to be canceled?

All the contestants just up and disappeared!!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disastrous conserve jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disastrous due piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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