The Best 5 Disarm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disarm jokes. There are some disarm duel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disarm pim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disarm Jokes and Puns

How do you disarm a man with a knife?

Cut between the shoulder and upper arm.

A guy is getting arrested...

... When the cop asks him "Sir, do you have any weapons on you?"

The guy flexes his biceps and says "Not unless you count these guns."

The cop rolls his eyes and said "No sir, we don't count your arms as weapons."

The guy replied "Good, I wouldn't want you to disarm me."

I came up with that one a couple of weeks back. Hope you guys don't think it's too lame.

Four cops had to take a test...

They were all asked the same question:
"What would you do if a man with a knife was coming at you?"

The Cop from the U.K answered by listing the steps in order what he was taught to do in Police Academy and in the Police Handbook

The Cop from the U.S Answered:
"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG"

The Cop from Japan answered:
"Disarm the man and arrest him using any form of martial arts that is best suited"

The Cop from Canada answered:
"Please put the knife down."

Anyone can disarm a bomb

Most people can only do it once.

James Bond had to disarm a bomb headed to earths core before it reached there, it was at the ocean floor now...

Unfortunately the stress got to him, and he fell apart under pressure.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disarm firearm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disarm wmd piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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