Disappointment Jokes
107 disappointment jokes and hilarious disappointment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about disappointment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Disappointment Short Jokes
Short disappointment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disappointment humour may include short disappointed jokes also.
- Prisoner: I'm sorry I tried to escape. Guard: I'm not mad, just........disappointed.
Remember, kids, never let your guard down. - It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes. I was also disappointed by BBC news.
- There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
- "Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery Addicts Anonymous." "I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
- "Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant "Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant"
Son, I'm not mad.. Just disappointed
"Hi disappointed, I'm dad"
Son, did you just-
"Yes"
You're ready. - Plastic surgery anonymous "Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I see a lot of new faces here today and I have to say I'm really disappointed with you all..."
- What's the difference between my parents and my girlfriend? I don't need to take my pants off to disappoint my parents.
Also, my parents are real. - Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed.
- I was disappointed to find out a vasectomy doesn't prevent you from getting your wife pregnant. It just changes the color of the baby. :(
- I was disappointed to have to pay for my new roof they promised me it would be on the house
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Disappointment One Liners
Which disappointment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disappointment? I can suggest the ones about frustration and disbelief.
- Is my girlfriend disappointed in my body? A tiny part of me says 'yes'.
- Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous. I'm disappointed that you all came today.
- "You look like a million bucks", said bill gates disappointedly to his wife.
- Hey baby are you my GPA? Because you look like you'd disappoint my parents.
- After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.
- This sub is really disappointing me lately. I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
- Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first.
- I bought a DVD on dealing with disappointment. When I opened it, the box was empty.
- Not only am I the master of suspense... ...I'm also the master of disappointing endings.
- I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing.
- They say you are what you eat I don't remember eating a big disappointment
- My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying "be positive".
- My kids and this punchline have a lot in common. They're both a disappointment.
- What do you call a disappointed giant? A sighclops
- My doctor cancelled my visit today. I was Disappointed.
Mount Disappointment Jokes
Here is a list of funny mount disappointment jokes and even better mount disappointment puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Today I saw a rock group, but none of the 4 members sang Mount Rushmore was kinda disappointing
Entertaining Disappointment Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about disappointment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean long disappointing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disappointment pranks.
I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for s**..., my wife screamed at me. I'm really disappointed.
You can hardly blame me, I answered. It's not like I was getting any from you.
Well, that's your own fault, she replied. You never told me you were willing to pay for it.
I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for s**..., my wife screamed at me.
I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for s**..., my wife screamed at me. I'm really disappointed. You can hardly blame me, I answered. It's not like I was getting any from you. Well, that's your own fault, she replied. You never told me you were willing to pay for it.
I walked out of my local shop today...
...and outside was a t**.... Same guy as always, but I'd never talked to him before. As I passed, he said, "Excuse me, I don't suppose you have a spare cigarette I can have?". I looked around, and I was the only person in the vacinity, so I knew he was talking to me. "Sorry mate, I don't smoke." I replied, which is true. He looked disappointed, but then asked hopefully "Any change?", I thought for a second before answering "Nope, still don't smoke."
I'm going to buy 100 mounted fish and fill a room with them.
When someone comes over and asks where the bathroom is, I'll send them to that room instead. As soon as they come back disappointed, I'll say, "I'm sorry, I thought you said my bassroom!"
I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi.
You can imagine my disappointment.
I know this lesbian couple who gave me a watch...
The couple gave me a very nice Rolex for my birthday. I'm slightly disappointed though. I should of clarified what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".
I wanted to have a t**.....
..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents.
I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but he is really good at drawing pictures of my disappointed father.
Credit to one of the writers of the Daily Show when I saw him do stand up, but I don't remember the name.
t**...? No thanks
If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.
Two deer are leaving a gay bar...
and one say to the other in disappointment "man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"
Auto-correct is so crazy now a days...
My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'
Dad my girlfriends pregnant
"Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant."
"I'm not mad, just disappointed."
"Hi disappointed, I'm dad."
"Did you jus..."
"Yes."
"You're ready."
"I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad."
I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job...
it was an anti-climb axe
My daughter's boyfriend came round.
"Don't even think about having s**... with her," I told him, while she was in the toilet.
"OK, sir. I understand," he panicked.
"Good," I replied, "I wouldn't want you to be as disappointed as I was."
Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best
but they served me their wurst
When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted
So I became a disappointment
I met up with my internet friend yesterday.
We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.
Person asked me If I wanted to have a t**...
I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents.
The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
s**... auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".
I thought of having a t**...
But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous
I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed.
What did the disappointed s**... get for Christmas?
Clothes but no cigar...
The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is...
Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds.
A man goes to the hospital to see if he has diabetes.
Once he arrives, a nurse asks him for a u**... sample. He complies, and moments later, the nurse comes back into the room with the results.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we've found high traces of glucose in your u**.... You're diabetic." She says.
Disappointed, the man manages to reply, "Well, I'm still very thankful for your help today, nurse."
"Sure thing, sweet pee."
If you sit on your hands 15 minutes before filling in an exam,
it feels like somebody else is disappointing for your teacher.
If I had a dollar...
For every time I disappointed my family, I would have enough to make them proud.
My bank account was hacked!!!
The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.
Dear Fox News.....
I have yet to see any news about foxes.
Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.....
The funny thing about teen pregnancy is they all say, "Don't do it! You will lose all your freedom! Make the responsible choice." But after it happens they say "We're disappointed but we can make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."
Whoops, I accidentally autocorrected "Trumps' Presidency" to "teen pregnancy"
My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an e**... for his birthday!
I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford
First day of school
One day, a mom took her son to his first day of school. When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed. Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school. "Apparently not enough," he said. "I have to come back tomorrow!"
I'm not that into threesomes
If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.
Once two girls asked me if I wanted a t**....
I told them that if I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would just go home to my parents.
There's a support group dedicated to those addicted to plastic surgery...
The leader walks in and says "Wow, I see a lot of new faces. I have to say I'm disappointed!"
The hard of hearing s**......
got really disappointed when he finally arrived at his uncle's wheat farm.
A man goes to a zoo and is disappointed to find it has only one animal, a dog
It's a Shih Tzu.
I don't understand why people have threesomes
If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd just get lunch with my parents
I told my Asian parents that i am Asexual
They were disappointed that i wasn't A+s**....
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous...
... I see a few new faces here and I have to admit, I'm disappointed.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous
I see some new faces with us today so I must say I'm disappointed.
I met a girl in a club last night and after a few drinks, she asked if I would like to go back to her place for s**.... I didn't want to disappoint her, so...
...I said "No."
I wish the name of a business would describe what it sells...
Curry's doesn't sell curries, dominos doesn't sell dominoes, and the v**... megastore, what a disappointment.
My girlfriend asked what I thought about having a t**....
I said if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents.
He worked for years to invent an engine that ran on ambient disappointment.
But at the unveiling, it wouldn't work.
Then it did.
Briefly.
I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin
It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
The Librarian
What time does the library open? the man on the phone asked.
Annoyed, the librarian composed himself before he answered.
9 am, came the reply. And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?
Not until 9 am? the man asked in a disappointed voice.
The librarian began to get angry.
No, not until 9 am, said the librarian. Why do you want to get in before 9 am?
Who said I wanted to get in? the man sighed sadly. I want to get o
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
Welcome to m**... Addicts Anonymous!
I see everyone came today, which is disappointing.
I'm a proud father since 10 minutes
My son is already 20 years old but he has been a disappointment till now
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"
Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."
I don't understand the point of threesomes.
If I want to disappoint two people, I can just have dinner with my parents.
A little boy killed a butterfly.
His dad looked at him disappointed and said,
"Son, because you killed that butterfly you won't get butter for a week."
A month later he killed a honeybee, his dad looked at him and said,
"Son, because you killed that honeybee you won't get honey for a week."
The boy looks at his father and says, "I also killed a cockroach."
The dad laughs at him and said, "Nice Try!"
A man walks into a bar and asks for a r**... and Coke
The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"
It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"
The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.
"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"
Two beautiful women approached me at the bar and asked if I'd be interested in a t**.... I had to decline...
If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just go out to dinner with my parents.
A black kid puts powder on his face and realised he looked white
So he went down to his mom and said
Look mom I'm white .
His mother tells him
Don't do that, it's not funny now go wash up .
The kid then goes to his dad who said
Why are you doing s**... things. Now go clean up .
The kid disappointed with his parents reaction says to himself as he cleans up
One day of being white and I already hate black people .
I called my son a b**... disappointment and my girlfriend burst out into tears
Appartently, she's sensitive about her miscarriage
An old joke I once heard from a friend, never fails to crack me up
A homeless man finds a shiny lamp by the road while trying to find a place to pass the night.
Picking it up, the man was just about to shove it in his bag when a genie appeared out of it.
"I can grant you one wish." Said the genie.
Not wanting to waste the wish, the man spent much time to think of the best wish.
"I want an apartment, make it a big one and make sure it's in downtown." The man said.
The genie shook his head.
"I can't fulfill that wish."
The man was disappointed. "I thought you were supposed to be able to do anything!"
The genie simply said: "Do you think I would be living in this lamp if I could afford a place of my own?"
t**...?
No thanks. If I want to disappoint two people at once I'll go to dinner with my parents.
A doctor has an appointment
A doctor has an appointment with 3 of his crazy patient to see if they are doing any better.
He asks the first one: "3 times 4 ?"
"1484"
Wrong. Disappointed, he asks the second one the same thing: "3 times 4 ?"
"Wednesday"
Wrong again, he asks the same thing to the third one: "3 times 4?"
The third one immediately answers "12".
The doctor is surprised that the last one got it right: "Wow, how did you get to that answer?"
"It was easy", says the last one. "I divided 1484 by wednesday".
My favorite 2 liner
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a few new faces this week and I'm disappointed.
It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.
Not even remotely.
(I stole this joke from fb and it made my drunk a**... laugh out loud so I wanted to share but I'm sorry if it's a repost)
