Disappointed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disappointed jokes. There are some disappointed disappointment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Humorous Disappointed Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex, my wife screamed at me. I'm really disappointed.

You can hardly blame me, I answered. It's not like I was getting any from you.

Well, that's your own fault, she replied. You never told me you were willing to pay for it.

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex, my wife screamed at me.

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex, my wife screamed at me. I'm really disappointed. You can hardly blame me, I answered. It's not like I was getting any from you. Well, that's your own fault, she replied. You never told me you were willing to pay for it.

I can't describe how disappointed I am...

...that the Congo weren't in single file in the Olympic Opening Ceremony

I walked out of my local shop today...

...and outside was a tramp. Same guy as always, but I'd never talked to him before. As I passed, he said, "Excuse me, I don't suppose you have a spare cigarette I can have?". I looked around, and I was the only person in the vacinity, so I knew he was talking to me. "Sorry mate, I don't smoke." I replied, which is true. He looked disappointed, but then asked hopefully "Any change?", I thought for a second before answering "Nope, still don't smoke."

jokes about disappointed

I'm going to buy 100 mounted fish and fill a room with them.

When someone comes over and asks where the bathroom is, I'll send them to that room instead. As soon as they come back disappointed, I'll say, "I'm sorry, I thought you said my bassroom!"

I know this lesbian couple who gave me a watch...

The couple gave me a very nice Rolex for my birthday. I'm slightly disappointed though. I should of clarified what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".

Offensive Joke: The principal of my daughter's elementary school wanted to talk me about her behavior.

Apparently she was making racist remarks towards the black kids in her class and insulting them.

I must say I am terrified and very disappointed, she isn't even allowed to talk to them.

Disappointed joke, Offensive Joke: The principal of my daughter's elementary school wanted to talk me about her behavio

"Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant

"Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant"

Son, I'm not mad.. Just disappointed

"Hi disappointed, I'm dad"

Son, did you just-

"Yes"

You're ready.

There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery...

The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

I don't know who this Rorschach guy is, but he is really good at drawing pictures of my disappointed father.

Credit to one of the writers of the Daily Show when I saw him do stand up, but I don't remember the name.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Why was Humpty Dumpty disappointed with winter?

Because he had a great fall.

Dad my girlfriends pregnant

"Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant."

"I'm not mad, just disappointed."

"Hi disappointed, I'm dad."

"Did you jus..."

"Yes."

"You're ready."

"I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad."

Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed.

I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job...

it was an anti-climb axe

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He talks to it for hours and hours but is disappointed when it doesn't screw.

Disappointed joke, How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

My daughter's boyfriend came round.

"Don't even think about having sex with her," I told him, while she was in the toilet.

"OK, sir. I understand," he panicked.

"Good," I replied, "I wouldn't want you to be as disappointed as I was."

I was disappointed to have to pay for my new roof

they promised me it would be on the house

Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best

but they served me their wurst

I met up with my internet friend yesterday.

We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

I went for a job interview

I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words.

"Violent when disappointed," I replied.

I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday.

My birthday present from my friendly Lesbian neighbors

So it was my birthday and I'm really good friends with the lesbian couple next door. I told them what I was wanting this year and they ended up giving me a brand new gold Rolex. I was disappointed to say the least.

I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"

I went to the zoo...

I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu.

I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad.

It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Stupid auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".

Disappointed joke, The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed.

The inventor of the Big Mac died the other day....

His family ordered the most lavish coffin they could find in the brochure, but were extremely disappointed when it turned out to be nothing like the picture.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

A man goes to the hospital to see if he has diabetes.

Once he arrives, a nurse asks him for a urine sample. He complies, and moments later, the nurse comes back into the room with the results.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we've found high traces of glucose in your urine. You're diabetic." She says.

Disappointed, the man manages to reply, "Well, I'm still very thankful for your help today, nurse."

"Sure thing, sweet pee."

If I had a dollar...

For every time I disappointed my family, I would have enough to make them proud.

"What time does the library open?" The man on the phone asks.

"Nine AM," came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"

"Not until nine AM?" The man said in a disappointed voice.

"No not till nine!" The librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine?"

"Who said I wanted to get in? I want to get out."

"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous."

"I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

If I had a dollar every time my father said he was disappointed in me. . .

He wouldn't be disappointed

My bank account was hacked!!!

The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.

Dear Fox News.....

I have yet to see any news about foxes.

Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.....

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is they all say, "Don't do it! You will lose all your freedom! Make the responsible choice." But after it happens they say "We're disappointed but we can make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Whoops, I accidentally autocorrected "Trumps' Presidency" to "teen pregnancy"

My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an escort for his birthday!

I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford

First day of school

One day, a mom took her son to his first day of school. When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed. Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school. "Apparently not enough," he said. "I have to come back tomorrow!"

Hello and welcome to Pessimism club.

Don't expect much, and you'll still be greatly disappointed.

Plastic surgery anonymous

"Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I see a lot of new faces here today and I have to say I'm really disappointed with you all..."

Husband and wife get into bed for sleeping

And the husband turns to wife and starts making out.

Wife says "don't start now, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow morning so I need to keep it clean".

Husband disappointed, rolls around and tries to go to sleep.

In a few minutes, he rolls back and asks "do you have a dentist's appointment tomorrow too?"

There's a support group dedicated to those addicted to plastic surgery...

The leader walks in and says "Wow, I see a lot of new faces. I have to say I'm disappointed!"

When daughter told me she prefers white rice over brown rice I was extremely disappointed.

I didn't raise her to be a rice-ist.

The hard of hearing stoner...

got really disappointed when he finally arrived at his uncle's wheat farm.

I went to a space museum today but was a bit disappointed...

It was completely empty! Well, except for the black hole on display, but it sucked.

A man goes to a zoo and is disappointed to find it has only one animal, a dog

It's a Shih Tzu.

Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous.

I'm disappointed that you all came today.

The Lesbians Nextdoor

The lesbians nextdoor asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
I said I wanna watch.
I was disappointed when they bought me a Rolex.

My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do.

I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.

I told my Asian parents that i am Asexual

They were disappointed that i wasn't A+sexual.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous...

... I see a few new faces here and I have to admit, I'm disappointed.

I was disappointed to find out a vasectomy doesn't prevent you from getting your wife pregnant.

It just changes the color of the baby. :(

Is my girlfriend disappointed in my body?

A tiny part of me says 'yes'.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see some new faces with us today so I must say I'm disappointed.

What do you call a disappointed giant?

A sighclops

Why was the female crocodile disappointed in her mate?

He had a reptile dysfunction

A woman goes to a fortune teller

A woman goes to a fortune teller to have her fortune read. The old fortune teller looks through her crystal ball and then gasps with horror. She says "By the next full moon your husband shall be dead!"

The woman looking disappointed says "I already know that part. Tell me if I'll get convicted or not."

The Librarian

What time does the library open? the man on the phone asked.

Annoyed, the librarian composed himself before he answered.

9 am, came the reply. And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?

Not until 9 am? the man asked in a disappointed voice.
The librarian began to get angry.

No, not until 9 am, said the librarian. Why do you want to get in before 9 am?

Who said I wanted to get in? the man sighed sadly. I want to get o

The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.

All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …

In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating.

It was a constellation prize

This father has always been disappointed by his son...

One day he sees his son watching tv and asks him

"Son, how old are you?"

"I'm 5 Dad!" says his son, joyful

To which the father angrily replies "Me, at your age, I was 6!"

A little boy killed a butterfly.

His dad looked at him disappointed and said,
"Son, because you killed that butterfly you won't get butter for a week."

A month later he killed a honeybee, his dad looked at him and said,
"Son, because you killed that honeybee you won't get honey for a week."

The boy looks at his father and says, "I also killed a cockroach."

The dad laughs at him and said, "Nice Try!"

Angry wife

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex, my wife screamed at me. I'm really disappointed.

You can hardly blame me, I answered. It's not like I was getting any from you.

​

Well, that's your own fault, she replied. You never told me you were willing to pay for it.

Why is a Detroit Lions fan the easiest to date?

Her standards are so low, because every year she gets disappointed by 55 men.

A black kid puts powder on his face and realised he looked white

So he went down to his mom and said
Look mom I'm white .

His mother tells him
Don't do that, it's not funny now go wash up .

The kid then goes to his dad who said
Why are you doing stupid things. Now go clean up .

The kid disappointed with his parents reaction says to himself as he cleans up
One day of being white and I already hate black people .

A man ask a pretty women: if there is a scale of a person's looking, on the left is ugly, and on the right is pretty, so what do you think of me?

I think you are in the middle, says the women.

So my looking is just okay, says the man, a bit disappointed.

No, you are pretty ugly, says the women.

A doctor has an appointment

A doctor has an appointment with 3 of his crazy patient to see if they are doing any better.

He asks the first one: "3 times 4 ?"

"1484"

Wrong. Disappointed, he asks the second one the same thing: "3 times 4 ?"

"Wednesday"

Wrong again, he asks the same thing to the third one: "3 times 4?"

The third one immediately answers "12".

The doctor is surprised that the last one got it right: "Wow, how did you get to that answer?"

"It was easy", says the last one. "I divided 1484 by wednesday".

Prisoner

The prisoner cried, "I'm sorry I tried to escape!"

The guard responded, "I'm not mad, just disappointed."

Remember kids, never let your guard down.

I can predict the future!

You're about to be disappointed.

My favorite 2 liner

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a few new faces this week and I'm disappointed.

It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes.

I was also disappointed by BBC news.

The crab

A female crab saw a male crab walking straight, not sideways, like other crabs did.

'This guy is really really special', she thought, and asked him out. Soon they were married.

A few days later she saw him walking sideways just like the other crabs, and was disappointed and angry.

'You lied to me!' She said. 'I thought you were different and special!'

The crab said 'Oh honey, you know I can't drink that much every day!'

A man goes to see a seer

He knocks his door, from the inside the seer shouts "who is it?"

Disappointed, the man walks away.

What do you call a disappointed cat?

*sigh*amise

I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work

I don't know she missed all the red flags

My doctor cancelled my visit today.

I was Disappointed.

hello, and welcome to the plastic surgery addiction meeting

im seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd, and i must say im disappointed.

My wife was disappointed when she found out why my friends call me The Love Machine .

Because I suck at tennis.

Did you hear about the guy who thought he found Blackbeards treasure hoard?

He was really disappointed when he found out it was all fools good.

Turned out, he discovered the pyrites of the Caribbean!

What did the disappointed oyster say?

Aw shucks!

As a good deed, I leaned over and hugged someone who looked disappointed.

The guy at the urinal didn't seem to appreciate it, though.

I am very disappointed in gravity

It always lets me down

Why was Charles Dickens disappointed by his cherry Popsicle?

He had grape expectations

I remember how my mother used to tuck me in when I was little.

She was really disappointed not to have another girl.

If I were Bruce Banner's son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn't exist

I'm not angry…I'm just disappointed

A psychiatrist is testing his patients

He asks the first one "what is 4+2?" The patient replies "potato" The doctor is disappointed and moves on to the next one. He asks the second one "what is 4+2?" the patient replies "5000" The doctor is disappointed and moves on to the next one. He asks the third one "what is 4+2?" the patient replies "6" The doctor is impressed. "That's correct! you're making progress. how did you figure it out?" The patient replies, "well doctor i just added potato + 5000 and got 6"

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