The Best 74 Disappoint Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disappoint jokes. There are some disappoint confuse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disappoint disappointment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disappoint Jokes and Puns

Disappointment

a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that "PHILLIPS 14 INCH" was actually a T.V

I wanted to have a threesome..

..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents.

What did the disappointing comedian say to his audience?

Disappoint joke, What did the disappointing comedian say to his audience?

After a disappointing summer,

Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.

Downside to a threesome?

You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1


Threesome?

No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents.

I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.

I guess i took them for granite

Disappoint joke, I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Threesome? No thanks

If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.

Threesomes

I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job...

it was an anti-climb axe

I was disappointed to have to pay for my new roof

they promised me it would be on the house

Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best

but they served me their wurst

I wish a girl would give me a chance

so that I can finally disappoint someone besides my parents.

I was disappointed when my friends got me a sweater for my last birthday

I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

Disappoint joke, I was disappointed when my friends got me a sweater for my last birthday

Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome

I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents.

A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them.

I said, "No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."

I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad.

It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.


I thought of having a threesome

But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

A Montage Video of My Life

Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]

Are you disappointed you didn't have a white Christmas?

Don't worry. I heard Inauguration Day will be plenty white.

The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is...

Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds.

I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing.

I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics.

surgeon's disappointing holiday

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing"' he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."

This sub is disappointing me

I'm gonna try the meatball next time

I'm not that into threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.

A co-worker was bragging that her boyfriend was taking her to Monaco to see the Grand Prix.

I said, "Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not actually pronounced that way..."

I never understood what was so good about having a threesome...

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I could just go have dinner with my parents.

Once two girls asked me if I wanted a threesome.

I told them that if I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would just go home to my parents.

My dad always wanted me to be a millionaire and thankfully I didn't disappoint him.

He died before he got a chance to see how poor I am.

I was a little disappointed when I went to the space museum today...

It was completely empty.

Threesome?

No thanks, if i want to disappoint 2 people at the same time i'll just have dinner with my parents.

I don't understand why people have threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd just get lunch with my parents

This sub has been disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try a salad next time.

I was gonna have a three way...

But then I decided, if I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I'll just have dinner with my parents.

Her: how bout a threesome?

Me: threesome? If I wanted to disappoint 2 people I'd go to dinner with my parents.

I was disappointed to find out a vasectomy doesn't prevent you from getting your wife pregnant.

It just changes the color of the baby. :(

I met a girl in a club last night and after a few drinks, she asked if I would like to go back to her place for sex. I didn't want to disappoint her, so...

...I said "No."

My girlfriend asked what I thought about having a threesome.

I said if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents.

I'm quite disappointed with the lack of Shrek jokes in this sub

And I don't think I'll ever get ogre it

I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party.

But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.

The other day I got offered a threesome

I had to decline, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents

Disappointment

Parents: We are disappointed in you.

Son: Why?

Parents: Even the map from dora is better than you

Son: How?

Parents: Because he knows where he is going in life.

Someone asked me if I wanted to have a threesome.

I told them if I wanted to disappoint two people I would have dinner with my parents.

They said i could be anything

So i became a disappointment to my family

What's the difference between my parents and my girlfriend?

I don't need to take my pants off to disappoint my parents.

Also, my parents are real.

I was at a bar one night when a girl came up and asked me for sex, I replied that I was sorry but I would have to disappoint her

And then we went and had sex

I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating.

It was a constellation prize

Really disappointed with the new Beatles album

It's all drum & bass

What is more disappointing than a funeral?

Maroon 5 dancing on the money they made through Stephen Hillenburg's death.

I don't understand the point of threesomes.

If I want to disappoint two people, I can just have dinner with my parents.

I'm disappointed BIC company doesn't make gardening equipment

Who wouldn't want to have a Dig Bic Plow

What's the most Disappointed country?

Oman

A man walks into a bar and asks for a rum and Coke

The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"

It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"

The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.

"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"

This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

Two beautiful women approached me at the bar and asked if I'd be interested in a threesome. I had to decline...

If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just go out to dinner with my parents.

What did the disappointed mozart-fan infant say when he opened his gift?

Baby got Bach

Why should I have a threesome?

If I want to disappoint two people at once I visit my parents.

You'll be disappointed.

Wanna hear a bad time travel joke?

What does an Asian man say on a cloudy day?

Sun, I am disappoint.

Hey baby are you my GPA?

Because you look like you'd disappoint my parents.

The ladies wanted a threesome. I had to laugh heartily!

When I want to disappoint two people at once, I visit my parents

Threesome?

No thanks. If I want to disappoint two people at once I'll go to dinner with my parents.

I was disappointed when it didn't snow on my wedding day...

But I did get 8 inches on my honeymoon.

A very drunk guy starts beating up a nun on the street

He throws kicks, uppercuts, regular punches, even some drunk karate moves.



Once he is exhausted he steps back and says "You disappoint me, Batman"

Have you ever had a threesome?

No. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at the same time, I'd have dinner with my parents.

I've never had a threesome

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.

I would never have a 3some

I don't want to disappoint 2 people at the same time.

I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work

I don't know she missed all the red flags

My buddy asked how to bring up having a 3way to his wife.

I told him I've talked to your wife before. Do you really have it in you to disappoint two people at once?

I'm disappointed that constipation is not known as

craphole tunnel syndrome.

What did the disappointed oyster say?

Aw shucks!

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