Disappoint Jokes

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I thought of having a threesome

But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents

Threesome? No thanks

If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.

Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome

I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents.

I wanted to have a threesome..

..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents.

What's the difference between my parents and my girlfriend?

I don't need to take my pants off to disappoint my parents.

Also, my parents are real.

I was disappointed to find out a vasectomy doesn't prevent you from getting your wife pregnant.

It just changes the color of the baby. :(

I was disappointed to have to pay for my new roof

they promised me it would be on the house

I'm not that into threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.

After a disappointing summer,

Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.

Once two girls asked me if I wanted a threesome.

I told them that if I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would just go home to my parents.

This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

My girlfriend asked what I thought about having a threesome.

I said if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents.

I don't understand why people have threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd just get lunch with my parents

I met a girl in a club last night and after a few drinks, she asked if I would like to go back to her place for sex. I didn't want to disappoint her, so...

...I said "No."

The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is...

Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds.

I don't understand the point of threesomes.

If I want to disappoint two people, I can just have dinner with my parents.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant and asked for their best

but they served me their wurst

I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job...

it was an anti-climb axe

A man walks into a bar and asks for a rum and Coke

The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"

It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"

The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.

"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"

The other day I got offered a threesome

I had to decline, if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents

I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating.

It was a constellation prize

I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad.

It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS.

Threesome?

No thanks, if i want to disappoint 2 people at the same time i'll just have dinner with my parents.

I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing.

I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics.

I never understood what was so good about having a threesome...

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I could just go have dinner with my parents.

A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them.

I said, "No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."

Are you disappointed you didn't have a white Christmas?

Don't worry. I heard Inauguration Day will be plenty white.

Disappointment

a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that "PHILLIPS 14 INCH" was actually a T.V

Threesomes

I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.

This sub has been disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try a salad next time.

I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.

I guess i took them for granite

I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party.

But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.

My dad always wanted me to be a millionaire and thankfully I didn't disappoint him.

He died before he got a chance to see how poor I am.

I was at a bar one night when a girl came up and asked me for sex, I replied that I was sorry but I would have to disappoint her

And then we went and had sex

Someone asked me if I wanted to have a threesome.

I told them if I wanted to disappoint two people I would have dinner with my parents.

Downside to a threesome?

You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1

Her: how bout a threesome?

Me: threesome? If I wanted to disappoint 2 people I'd go to dinner with my parents.

Threesome?

No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents.

surgeon's disappointing holiday

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing"' he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What did the disappointing comedian say to his audience?

This sub is disappointing me

I'm gonna try the meatball next time

They said i could be anything

So i became a disappointment to my family

Really disappointed with the new Beatles album

It's all drum & bass

I'm disappointed BIC company doesn't make gardening equipment

Who wouldn't want to have a Dig Bic Plow

I was a little disappointed when I went to the space museum today...

It was completely empty.

I was gonna have a three way...

But then I decided, if I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I'll just have dinner with my parents.

I wish a girl would give me a chance

so that I can finally disappoint someone besides my parents.

A co-worker was bragging that her boyfriend was taking her to Monaco to see the Grand Prix.

I said, "Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not actually pronounced that way..."

What's the most Disappointed country?

Oman

If being a disappointment were an Olympic sport....

I could win the gold, have my father present the medal to me, and it still wouldn't be enough for him to be proud of me.

I'm quite disappointed with the lack of Shrek jokes in this sub

And I don't think I'll ever get ogre it

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

I was disappointed when my friends got me a sweater for my last birthday

I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

A Montage Video of My Life

Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]

What is more disappointing than a funeral?

Maroon 5 dancing on the money they made through Stephen Hillenburg's death.

Disappointment

Parents: We are disappointed in you.

Son: Why?

Parents: Even the map from dora is better than you

Son: How?

Parents: Because he knows where he is going in life.

Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux

I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game.

I was disappointed that there's nowhere to get lost in my two storey apartment.

There isn't a maisonette.

I hate it when women fight over me

I'm like "C'mon ladies... There's enough of me here to disappoint all of you."

I'm very disappointed.

You see, my mom can't tolerate the sound of apples crunching.



Too bad she's not a doctor.

What does a disappointed Asian eat?

r-awmennnn!

I'd be a great parent...

...all i do is disappoint people.

Disappointed, Sarah the egg pushed Chris the chicken off her after the shortest sex of her life.

I guess we answered that question, she said.

Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents?

Personally, I choose dinner with parents.

I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know.

A girl asked me for sex yesterday.

I had to disappoint her. We had sex.

I was really disappointed with Walmart

There were only four of them in stock.

Something disappointing

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