The Best 7 Disappearance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disappearance jokes. There are some disappearance investigation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disappearance dissapear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Disappearance Jokes and Puns

I like to start every morning with a nice hot cup of joe.

I just wish Joe's wife would stop looking into his disappearance.

A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police...

A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police. They ask her for a description, and she says, He's six feet, three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair.

Her friend says, What are you talking about? Your husband is five-feet-four, bald, and has a huge belly.

And she says, Who wants that one back?

A man walks into a police station to report the disappearance of his wife...

After taking down the details, the sergeant says, *"Don't worry sir, we'll find her. Is there any message you want us to give her?"*

*"Just one,"* he replied. *"Please tell her my mother decided not to come after all!"*

A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police . . .

They ask her for a description and she says "He's six feet, three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair."

Her friend says, "What are you talking about? Your husband is five-foot-four, bald and overweight."

And she says "Who wants that one back?"

What do you get when you mix JonTron and a youtube channel together?

A disappearance for 8 months


I've been agonising over the disappearance of my favourite item of French headwear for weeks

I really need to beret the hatchet

What do you call the disappearance of the sun?

A disaster.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disappearance investigators jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disappearance detectives piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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