The Best 12 Disagreement Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disagreement jokes. There are some disagreement bicker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disagreement virtues puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Disagreement Jokes and Puns

A Brit, A Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit."They must be British"

They pondered this possibility but the Frenchman and the Russians soon shake their heads in disagreement.

"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're naked and so beautiful, clearly they are French". The Brit and Russian agreed on this point but the Russian soon raises an objection to this.

"No clothes, no shelter and they have only an apple to eat but they're told this is Paradise. They are clearly Russian"

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first chemist, who had a major disagreement with the second and knows the second chemist only drink water, says to the bartender, "I'll take some H2O."

The second chemist automatically responds, "I'll take some H2O too."

The bartender shrugs then turns around and promptly gives the first chemist his glass of water, and the second chemist a glass of water too... because the bartender is an adult and can infer meaning from contextual clues.

I had a disagreement with my girlfriend while she was pmsing

She:" You better stop fighting. You know what I'm capable of right?"
Me: Yes..bloodshed.

Period jokes are not funny. Period.

Disagreement joke, I had a disagreement with my girlfriend while she was pmsing

A Muslim and a Christian had a disagreement in a bar...

...so they talked it over and resolved their differences because they are both Canadians.

A subject and verb walk into a bar...

They have a disagreement.
They walks out.


Genie quits working after a severe disagreement with master.

He rubbed her the wrong way.

While discussing trigonometry, two mathematicians had a disagreement over the best method for measuring angles.

It turned into a protracted argument.

Disagreement joke, While discussing trigonometry, two mathematicians had a disagreement over the best method for measur

What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss?

We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best.

When my wife and I have a disagreement, I always have the last word...

usually it's, "Yes Dear"

There were people having a disagreement over whether it is correct to use the term "Jew", "Israeli", or "Hebrew".

In the end they were just arguing semitics.

My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement.

My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement.
She wants a huge wedding with 500 guests and a piano player… I want us to see other people.

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What do you call a disagreement about cows ?

A cow-troversy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disagreement disagree jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disagreement argue piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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