The Best 25 Disable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disable jokes. There are some disable settings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disable shutdown puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disable Jokes and Puns

What's better than being able to use disabled parking spots?


Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in.

Three disabled people walk into a bar.

Praise the Lord!!!

Disable joke, Three disabled people walk into a bar.

What is the biggest problem with capitalism?


A disabled kid goes out to the ice cream man...

...and says, "Mithster can I've an Icth Cream??" and the Ice Cream man says "Of course you can, what would you like on it? chocolate sauce?, strawberry sauce?, a flake?" and the kid replys "It doethn't matter, I'll jutht drop it anyway"

I disabled my popup blocker earlier today...

...or as some people call it, got a divorce.

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Disable joke, What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

To a disabled person in a wheelchair, who stole my invisibility cloak:

You can hide, but you can't run!

Why do disabled people hate Pixar?

Because they can't stand Up.

A disabled man rolls into a bar with one leg and one arm...

Disabled Man: "I bought my first house today!"

Bartender: "How much did it cost?"

Disabled Man: "A lot!"

To the disabled person who stole my military jacket

You can't run, but you can hide.

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Why do disabled people like living in Mississippi?

They get double the SSI

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Your fly is open!

An army secretary was trying to be discreet with her boss when she saw his fly was open so she said excuse me sir but your Barack's door is open. He replied oh it is? Well do you see a soldier standing at attention? She responded No sir. I see a disable veteran sitting on two duffle bags.

What do you call it when Cain insults his brother?


A quick question...

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?

Disable joke, A quick question...

Two disabled people at a school dance.

A man with a fake eye made of wood is at his high school dance. He is the only disabled person other than a woman with a prosthetic leg. They've had a thing for each other for a while now, so he asks her the question.
Boy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: Oh, Wouldn' I!?

I study computing and get no attention in my household.

So I just disable my WiFi and all my family come running to me.

This is a funny but is actually the truth in my household, believe it or not :)

The elderly with phones

It makes me nervous just watching the elderly trying to use phones it's like watching someone disable an atomic bomb.

Why do disabled people bother arguing?

I mean, it's not like they've got a leg to stand on.

^(Sorry to any disabled people, no hate to you.)

Why don't you go to a disabled person's funeral?

It's always a downer.

My disabled ex-wife tried to take my kids away from me

I told her she didn't have a leg to stand on.

How do you get a disabled man out of his house?

With a magnet

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

I just used a disabled toilet. Seemed fine to me.

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