Disability Jokes

Funniest Disability Short Jokes

Short disability jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The disability humour may include short handicapped jokes also.

1. I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf... So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
   I told my mother that my new girl friend is disabled. Now we wait.
2. An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability Now I just need to figure out if that's in Celcius or Fahrenheit
3. These times are harder on people with disabilities. My dwarf friend is struggling to put food on the table
4. I believe in giving jobs to the mentally disabled... but we shouldn't elect them President.
5. "Hand me downs" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby.
6. Women are like parking lots. The good ones are already taken and the others are either disabled, mother with child, or you pay for your time.
7. I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled girl last night I wanted my first time to be special.
8. Awwww If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.
9. Women are like car parking spaces... Usually, most of the good ones are taken....
   So once in a while, you gotta stick it in a disabled one
10. Women are like parking spaces.... All the good ones are gone, so every now and then when no one is looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

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Disability One Liners

Which disability one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with disability? I can suggest the ones about mentally disabled and differently abled.

1. I finally disabled autocorrect on my phone I was getting really tired of its shirt.
2. I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves
3. What's better than being able to use disabled parking spots? Legs
4. Putting Your exam results on the window of your car So you can park in disabled spots.
5. I like my women how I like McAfee antivirus Disabled.
6. I like my women like i like my updates Disabled
7. I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.
8. I saw a sign that said disabled toilet No one will help me find the button to enable it.
9. Women are like parking spaces The good ones are taken and the available ones are disabled
10. Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in.
11. What is the cutest mental disability? Awwtism
12. What do you call a trio of disabled people? Cripple threat...
13. What do you call a fire ant with severe learning disabilities? A fire retardant.
14. Three disabled people walk into a bar. Praise the Lord!!!
15. What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance.

Learning Disability Jokes

Here is a list of funny learning disability jokes and even better learning disability puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong
• What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child? Herder
• You must learn from your mistakes. But if you keep on doing the same mistake, then you are suffering from a learning disability called STUPIDITY.
• Today I learned that JFK would be considered mentally disabled nowadays. He just couldn't get things through his head.
• Some people will never learn... Mostly those with learning disabilities.
• What do you call creative people with learning disabilities? Autists
• Never buy a dwarf with learning disabilities... It's not big, and it's not clever.
• I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability. Until someone told me I put the s**... in dyslexia.

Uproarious Disability Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about disability you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mentally handicapped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make disability pranks.