The Best 32 Disability Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Disability jokes. There are some disability nhs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these disability decline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Disability Jokes and Puns

Term for the Useless

I have a buddy that is on unemployment and disability at the same time... I call it unability!

What do you call someone who has dry lips and a disability?

Handichapped.

What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A terrible disability.

Disability joke, What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

Disability UK:

Standing up for those who can't stand up for themselves

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs
My Chemical Imbalance.
Youth In Asia


what qualifies a woman in hollywood for disability benefits?

"A" cup

What do you call a Mexican with an artificial foot?

His name is Miguel and he's really a very nice man, actually. Never lets his disability hold him back.

Disability joke, What do you call a Mexican with an artificial foot?

You must learn from your mistakes. But if you keep on doing the same mistake, then you are suffering from a learning disability called

STUPIDITY.

My friends said i'm ugly. I didn't know how ugly i was till i was refused youth allowance..

But was given Disability Benefits.

When is it okay to send a disabled person to a concentration camp?

When their disability is attention deficit disorder.

What is the cutest mental disability?

Awwtism

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What is the most directional mental disability?

Down's Syndrome.

What do you call a parentless fish with a mental disability?

A bass-tard

A person who discriminates race is racist; Sex- sexist, age- ageist, disability- ableist, religion-

Realist

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Living on disability allowance is difficult, isn't it?

I have a friend who's a dwarf, and he really struggles to put food on the table.

Disability joke, Living on disability allowance is difficult, isn't it?

Shout out to my grandparents!

Not because they both helped out with something, but because they have a hearing disability.

What do you call a Chinese dinosaur with a reading disability?

Dysrexic

So it turns out stupidity can be considered a form of mental illness...

Guess who just got disability benefits.. SUCKERS!


I always wanted to be a comedian but my disability held me back.

I'm a woman

What disability does every politician share

They are all short sighted

What do you call a man with three legs?

You call him a man. His physical disability should have no bearing on how you see him. You monster.

What do you call a heritable mental disability?

Hand-me-downs

Have you guys heard about the new Disability Discrimination Act?

Neither have I but apparently the Thalidomide people are up in arms about it...

Don't let anyone convince you you cannot do something because of your disability. Beethoven was told he could never be a musician, but he didn't listen.

Microsoft did a commerical for a disability controller, I wonder how they did the casting.

Wanted disabled kid for a commercial must know a Fortnite dance.

Never let a disability get in the way of your dreams.

Just look at Beethoven. Everyone said he couldn't be a musician because he was deaf. But did he listen?

An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability

Now I just need to figure out if that's in Celcius or Fahrenheit

Told in a stand up act by a real woman comedian with a visible disability of cerebral palsy:

>I believe that you can do anything you want to do in life if you want it bad enough. That's why I'm going to be a brain surgeon!

Geri Jewell, comedian and actress

Why do amaricans eat like they have free healthcare?

Because the only way they'll get to retire before 75 is by disability benefits.

Tom lost a foot in a traffic accident.

Years later, he fell in love with Mary. Tom didn't tell Mary his disability, worrying that she might leave him.

Tom loved Mary so much that he proposed to her and she said yes.

The next day after the wedding, Mary called her mother angrily : " My husband has only one foot "

Her mother calmly replied :" Your father has only 6 inches ."

Blind Man: "Please help me, everyone keeps making nasty jokes about how my disability means I'm somehow inferior to them. I'm constantly hearing thoughtless, heartless reminders about how I'm different from other people, and lacking a sense they have."

World's Worst Therapist: "I see."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the disability paraplegic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working disability deficiency piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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