The Best 3 Dirty Santa Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dirty Santa jokes. There are some dirty santa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dirty santa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dirty Santa Jokes and Puns

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.

Why Hasn't Santa got any kids?

He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney

Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dirty santa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dirty santa piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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