The Best 9 Dirty Places Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dirty Places jokes. There are some dirty places puts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dirty places dirty santa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Dirty Places Jokes and Puns
Missing my dad today. Here's the friends in low places parody he used to sing to us at bathtime.
I take baths in wet places
Where the waters warm
And the soap chases my dirty away
I'm clean today
Now I'm not big on washing faces
Think I'll slip on down and wash other places
I take baths
In wet places
A man walks into a bar..
...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
A man is telling a story to his friend.
He says:
- So last night I was at that sexy girl's place, and we were talkin' dirty. And at one point she blindfolded herself and said "Do what you want!". So, y'know, I grabbed her phone and laptop and walked out...
At that point, his friend starts laughing. The first guy replies:
- What you laughin' at? If you were there, we could have taken the TV!
What's the difference between Los Angeles and Kim Kardashian?
One is a dirty, washed-up place many great men have visited. The other one is a city in California.
I had to take my son's dirty diaper off today.
I don't know why I was wearing it in the first place.
A hot woman goes up to a guy at the bar and asks "Are you the manager?"
He smiles and says "yep"
She puts her arm around him and says "so it's your job to take care of this place"
"uh huh"
She sticks her fingers in his mouth and whispers in his hear "can I tell you a dirty little secret?"
He emphatically nods whiles mumbling "yes"
"There's no toilet paper in the ladies room"
My dad is like a tv remote
When I find him he's always dirty from the places he's been, doesn't work, and is gone again the next morning.
Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?
Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
^(I feel dirty)
I visited my grandmother the other day. That place, I tell you. Poo stains, dirty clothes, used cigarettes on the floor...
It can't be easy for her living with students.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dirty places dirtier jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working dirty places wipes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.