The Best 18 Dirty Minded Jokes

Dirty minded jokes for dads and adults, some of which so filthy you will have to cover your eyes. We also have some riddles that are totally innocent, but those with dirty minds will find them naughty and vulgar.

Top 10 Funniest Dirty Minded Jokes and Puns

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."

The ink blot test

This guy is with his psychiatrist and the psychiatrist decides to give him a Rorschach ink blot test.
The psychiatrist shows him the first ink blot.
The guy says "That's a man and a woman having sex".
The psychiatrist shows him the second ink blot
The guy says "That's a man and two women having oral sex".
Same thing happens through the whole test. EVERY ink blot, in his mind, has something to do with sex.
At the end of the test the Psychiatrist looks at the guy and says "I know your problem. You're a SEX MANIAC"!
The guy looks at him and says "ME??? YOU'RE the one showing all the dirty pictures"!

That's disgusting...

The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"

Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question."

The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye."

"Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct."

She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a Big disappointment."

Why don't women have dirty minds?

Because they're constantly changing them...

JFK had a dirty mind...

The last thing on his mind was Jackie's dress.


If a Quiz is Quizzical, what's a Test?

A written examination in which you are tested on the year's curriculum.. you dirty minded bastards.

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Hey sexy shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. love always your Toilet.

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Mosquito

A couple went 2 see a film at a theatre...

A mosquito enters the girl's skirt..

Guess where it bites?
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Dirty Mind...
Always thinking bad and naughty......
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It bites the BOY'S HAND...!

How Do You Cure a Dirty Mind?

Brainwashing.

F***ING !

1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday

2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body

3) F***ing refreshes you

4) After F***ing don't eat too much go for more liquids

5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy

6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level

So remember FASTING is good for your health.
GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND :

What's six and a half inches on average and very good for planting seeds?

A garden trowel. Dirty mind much?

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Why do conservative politicians have dirty minds?

They hardly ever change their mind.

I have such dirty thoughts when it comes to submarines

Every night my mind sinks to new depths

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

Dirty Minded Person Fact #12691

You saw the 69 in the number there, didn't ya?

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What begins with a "P" and and ends with "ORN"?

Obviously it's popcorn. You have such a dirty mind same on you

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

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