Dirtiest Jokes
38 dirtiest jokes and hilarious dirtiest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dirtiest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the dirtiest jokes that will leave you laughing out loud! From classic cowboy jokes to the dirtiest Little Johnny jokes, find out which dirtiest Simpsons and mud jokes are the tastiest and dumbest.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Dirtiest Short Jokes
Short dirtiest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dirtiest humour may include short nasty jokes also.
- I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic... They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
- Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start -
What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?
Stop laughing and reload - What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar? "Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"
- The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
"5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious - I asked the flight attendant, "What is the dirtiest thing on the plane?" She said the old guy in 22C.
- What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia? Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry
- How can you tell who the head doctor is? They're the one with the dirtiest knees
Share These Dirtiest Jokes With Friends
Dirtiest One Liners
Which dirtiest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dirtiest? I can suggest the ones about shittiest and dusty.
- The dirtiest pub I've ever seen was called the fiddle It was a vile inn.
- Want to hear the dirtiest joke in the world? Two pigs fell in the mud, three came out.
- (OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin.
- What's the dirtiest country? GERMany
- What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego
- What is the dirtiest day of the week? SaTURDay
- The dirtiest joke in the world A white horse fell in the mud
- What is the dirtiest word in geometry? Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.
- What's THE dirtiest joke you know? Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.
- What was Shakespeare's dirtiest work? Bard in the Bush
- What's the dirtiest little thing that comes to bed with me? ...my phone.
- What is the dirtiest line in programming? C:
### - Today I got wifi. Probably one of the dirtiest looks my wife has even given me.
- The dirtiest one of them all A pale white horse galloped and jumped into muddy water
- What are the Two dirtiest animals in the Barn Yard? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Dirtiest Jokes
What funny jokes about dirtiest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mud jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dirtiest pranks.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I was counting the money in my wallet and I remembered my microbiologist friend saying that money is the dirtiest thing you can touch all day. Turns out I have $144 in cash,
But I guess that's just g**.......
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What was the dirtiest thing said on television in the 50s?
Ward, you were a little hard on the b**... last night.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
what is your dirtiest joke ever
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Dirtiest clean joke I know...
What did the egg say to the boiling water....? It's gonna take a minute for me to get hard, I just came outta this chik! :p
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Heard this Russian joke somewhere, thought I'd share.
A group of Russians decided to hold a little contest among themselves. It had three stages:
**1.** Who can drink the most v**...?
**2.** Who can say the dirtiest word?
**3.** Who can punch the hardest?
Stage 1 was won by Vasya Ivanovich, who drank *all* the v**....
Stage 2 was won by Pyotr Vasilyevich, who arrived late only to find out there's no more v**....
Stage 3 was won, once again, by Pyotr Vasilyevich, when he was told that it was Vasya Ivanovich who drank all the v**....
Ok, so my neighbours officially hate me.
Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbour's house was on fire!
Well, when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever..
Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Talk about bad timing...
