Dirtiest Jokes

Funniest Dirtiest Short Jokes

Short dirtiest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dirtiest humour may include short dirtier jokes also.

1. I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic... They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
2. I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
3. Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start -
   What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?
   Stop laughing and reload
4. What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar? "Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"
5. what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
   Not everyone's been in a 747.
6. Dirtiest clean joke I know... What did the egg say to the boiling water....? It's gonna take a minute for me to get hard, I just came outta this chik! :p
7. The Dirtiest Dad Joke Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
   "5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious
8. I asked the flight attendant, "What is the dirtiest thing on the plane?" She said the old guy in 22C.
9. Today I got wifi. Probably one of the dirtiest looks my wife has even given me.
10. Confucius say... He who laugh last thinks slowest.
    He who laughs first, *has dirtiest mind.*

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Dirtiest One Liners

Which dirtiest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dirtiest? I can suggest the ones about dirtier than a and filthy.

1. The dirtiest pub I've ever seen was called the fiddle It was a vile inn.
2. Want to hear the dirtiest joke in the world? Two pigs fell in the mud, three came out.
3. (OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin.
4. What's the dirtiest country? GERMany
5. What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego
6. How can you tell the head nurse in a hospital? She's got the dirtiest knees
7. What is the dirtiest day of the week? SaTURDay
8. The dirtiest joke in the world A white horse fell in the mud
9. What is the dirtiest word in geometry? Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.
10. What's THE dirtiest joke you know? Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.
11. Dirtiest joke A white horse rolled in mud.
    Cleaner version- I gave it a bath.
12. Which country is the dirtiest? GERM-ANY
    sorry germany :/
13. What was Shakespeare's dirtiest work? Bard in the Bush
14. What's the dirtiest little thing that comes to bed with me? ...my phone.
15. What is the dirtiest line in programming? C: ###

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