The Best 27 Dirtiest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dirtiest jokes. There are some dirtiest hairiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dirtiest rudest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dirtiest Jokes and Puns

Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got:

I'll start -

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What are the dirtiest jokes you know?

Mine are a series of yo mama jokes which get progressively dirtier.

Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

Best I got, what are yours?

what is your dirtiest joke ever

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

Dirtiest joke, what is your dirtiest joke ever

What is the dirtiest day of the week?


The Dirtiest Dad Joke

Every time my dad drives by a Little Caesars Pizza he says
"5 dollars hot and ready....I used to know a girl like that" he says it EVERY TIME and thinks he's hillarious

I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

Dirtiest joke, What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

What's the dirtiest little thing that comes to bed with me? phone.

Dirtiest words on TV in the fifties?

Little hard on the Beaver last night huh Ward?

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

You can explore dirtiest dumbest reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dirtiest beaver dad jokes. There are also dirtiest puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar?

"Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"

Dirtiest clean joke I know...

What did the egg say to the boiling water....? It's gonna take a minute for me to get hard, I just came outta this chik! :p

What was Shakespeare's dirtiest work?

Bard in the Bush

What is the dirtiest word in geometry?

Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.

What is the dirtiest line in programming?

C: ###

Dirtiest joke, What is the dirtiest line in programming?

Which country is the dirtiest?


sorry germany :/

I asked the flight attendant, "What is the dirtiest thing on the plane?"

She said the old guy in 22C.

What's the dirtiest country?


Dirtiest joke

A white horse rolled in mud.

Cleaner version- I gave it a bath.

I was counting the money in my wallet and I remembered my microbiologist friend saying that money is the dirtiest thing you can touch all day. Turns out I have $144 in cash,

But I guess that's just gross....

How can you tell the head nurse in a hospital?

She's got the dirtiest knees

The dirtiest joke in the world

A white horse fell in the mud

What was the dirtiest thing said on television in the 50s?

Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night.

Want to hear the dirtiest joke in the world?

Two pigs fell in the mud, three came out.

The dirtiest pub I've ever seen was called the fiddle

It was a vile inn.

I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dirtiest smoothest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dirtiest cleanest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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