The Best 16 Dirtier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dirtier jokes. There are some dirtier undecided jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dirtier racism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dirtier Jokes and Puns

For cake day, I wanted to share my grandpa's favorite joke when I was growing up: Wanna hear a dirty joke?

-A man fell in a mud puddle.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
-The man took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
-Bubbles was the woman next door.

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common

They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised.

Dirtier joke, Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

A blackboard.

What are the dirtiest jokes you know?

Mine are a series of yo mama jokes which get progressively dirtier.

Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

Best I got, what are yours?


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What gets whiter as the more it gets dirtier?

A pornstars face.

Dirtier joke, What gets whiter as the more it gets dirtier?

Fortunately I've never been brainwashed,

so my mind gets dirtier each day.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to be dirtier with her

So I haven't showered in two weeks.

We were two feet off the ground as we bounced vigorously

'Faster!' she screamed, as we got dirtier and dirtier

But then to my dismay, the rubber tore

Still, it was easy to change the tyre and we enjoyed the rest of the off-roading adventure

What's dirtier then fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring.

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Want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig jumps in the mud

Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
Two pigs jump in the mud

Wanna hear a DIRTIER joke?
Two pigs jump in the mud, three jump out.

What's the only thing dirtier than a jew?

your mom

Do you want to hear a clean joke?

Dave took a bath with bubbles

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is his neighbour

Do you want to hear an even dirtier joke?
Bubbles is his sister

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a dirtier joke?

2 more white horses fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

All three took baths.

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

Dirtier joke, What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dirtier darker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dirtier sedan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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