The Best 12 Dirtbag Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dirtbag jokes. There are some dirtbag dirt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dirtbag scumbag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Here's an old German joke: What is the difference between a Russian tank and a vacuum cleaner?

There's only one dirtbag in the vacuum cleaner.

What do BMWs and Vacuums have in common?

They both have a dirtbag inside them.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner?

The Harley holds the dirtbag on the outside.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

Where you place the dirtbag

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a guy who rides a Harley?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.


What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley-David motorcycle?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The location of the dirtbag.

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Ukrainian grandma says, "What is the difference between a Russian tank and a vacuum cleaner? "

Ukrainian grandpa is getting another drink, but yells, "I don't know" from the cellar.

"There's only one dirtbag in a vacuum," she replies, but no one is in the room to hear her.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What does a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

You connect the dirtbag at 2 points.

(Told to me by a skier.)

What's the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?

The way you attach the dirtbag

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