Dirt Bike Jokes
4 dirt bike jokes and hilarious dirt bike puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dirt bike that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly Dirt Bike Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What is a good dirt bike joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Your mama is so dirty
Her c**... have dirt bike races.
My friend walked in the room just moments after I was making fun of his dirt bike.
His ears must have been ringinginginging.
So a popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed...
...A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "120." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about the Superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"
A bear is chasing a rabbit in the woods...
The happen upon a stream where a frog yells at them,
"I'm a magical frog. I'll grant each of you 3 wishes since your the first to grace me with your presence on over a hundred years"
"ok but i go first," says the bear. "I wish every bear in this forest, except for me, were female!" And p**...! All the bears are female.
"Ok ok my turn, I wish for a helmet!" Says the rabbit.
p**...! A helmet appears in his hands.
"you're an idiot rabbit. Such a waste of a wish... I wish all the bears in the next forest over were female!"
p**...! His wish is granted.
"i wish for the worlds fastest dirt bike." Says rabbit.
p**...! His wish is granted.
"For my final wish, i wish all the bears in the world, except for me, are female!"
p**...!
Rabbit gets on his new dirtbike and revs the engine a few times before saying, "Frog, for my final wish." He paused to rev his engine one more time. "I WISH BEAR WAS GAY!" and he took of into the woods.
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