The Best 25 Directors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Directors jokes. There are some directors cfo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these directors programme director puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Directors Jokes and Puns

A CEO and his board of directors gather for a meeting

CEO: We need to stop testing our products on animals.

BOD: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time.

CEO: Yeah but we make hammers

I hate seeing directors make the same movie. It gets boring, I guess I'm...

Board of directors

A joke I've picked up from working in Higher Education.

At a small university there is the director of the Sociology program, the director of the Religious Studies program, the director of the Anthropology program and the university president. All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. The directors all decide to carpool, and the president is driving his Porsche behind them. On the way to the conference the directors loose control of their vehicle and crash into oncoming traffic. It's a horrific accident. The university president manages to stop his car, gets out, witnesses the accident and exclaims...

"Oh the Humanities!"

Directors joke, A joke I've picked up from working in Higher Education.

The board of directors for Old McDonald's Farm has decided to give me a promotion.

I'm the new C-I-E-I-O.

How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, what do you guys think?

How many movie directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, but the last one has to be M. Night Shyamalan, to give it a twist at the end.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Directors joke, How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

What is the busiest industry in the World?

Funeral Directors.

And they say it's a dying trade?

Why do funeral directors hold most services before 12 pm?

Because they're mourning people.

Directors are seriously the worst

....they always have to make a scene.

Why do Band Directors do so good at Stand-Up Comedy?

Their jokes are very well orchestrated.

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My friend said "Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"

So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."

Walking past the funeral directors.

I was walking past the funeral directors the other day, and I looked in, and was shocked to see a large, hairy elephant in a black suit showing a family a head stone.

I thought to myself "That's a mammoth undertaking."

I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal.

Never hire a board of directors.

What kind of shared office space do directors go for?


Never talk to motivational directors

They always give you more rolls

Directors joke, Never talk to motivational directors

How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No two, two.


TIL in modern retellings of Hamlet, directors often have a major debate when ascribing a proper apartment number to Hamlet's living residence

and whether it should be 2B or not 2B.

So I heard Stephan Spielberg goes to the same barbers every week...

... He gets the directors cut

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Yo mama's so fat

Her sex tape had to be the directors cut.

Directors Brett Ratner and Bryan Singer have been accused of sexual assault. We should have known this years ago, when they raped the X-Men franchise.

I told my friend that documentary directors can be pretty savage

He replied: "Yea, Ken Burns"

A deaf and dumb board of directors...

vote unanimously negative on a matter. It is declared an unresounding no.

What do directors of companies do when they have nothing to do?

They go to the Board room!

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