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What happens when Quentin Tarantino remakes Cinderella?
a three and a half minute extended director's cut of the slipper scene
A worrying LOTR addiction
Lately I've been watching a *lot* of Lord of the Rings. It started with watching the original versions after work to de-stress. Then I moved on to sneaking the Extended Editions. Recently, I started secretly hoarding the Director's cut versions. I think I may have a problem.
It's becoming hobbitual
Zombie movie set. The director is p**.......
The director screams "stop that!". "Okay, let's try again".
Zombies drudge down the hall halfhazardly, and as it seems to be going well the director screams "CUT!", then walks out and grabs one zombie in particular.
The zombie actor is bewildered and shocked. The director says "why do you keep asking everyone if they packed a lunch?"
He replies "You said to act like 'your dad'!"
How does a Florida State grad know s**... is over?
The director says Cut!
So I heard Stephan Spielberg goes to the same barbers every week...
... He gets the directors cut
There's the director's cut but why isn't there a director's uncut?
Because they're Jewish.
Yo mama's so fat
Her s**... tape had to be the directors cut.
I watched a film where Steven Spielberg was circumcised...
... it was a Director's Cut.
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