The Best 7 Director Cut Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Director Cut jokes. There are some director cut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these director cut puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Director Cut Jokes and Puns

A worrying LOTR addiction

Lately I've been watching a *lot* of Lord of the Rings. It started with watching the original versions after work to de-stress. Then I moved on to sneaking the Extended Editions. Recently, I started secretly hoarding the Director's cut versions. I think I may have a problem.

It's becoming hobbitual

How does a Florida State grad know sex is over?

The director says Cut!

So I heard Stephan Spielberg goes to the same barbers every week...

... He gets the directors cut

There's the director's cut but why isn't there a director's uncut?

Because they're Jewish.

Yo mama's so fat

Her sex tape had to be the directors cut.

I watched a film where Steven Spielberg was circumcised...

... it was a Director's Cut.

I was really excited about the latest Director's Cut of Bambi!


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We suggest to use only working director cut piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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