The Best 3 Dipstick Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dipstick jokes. There are some dipstick antifreeze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dipstick wipers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dipstick Jokes and Puns

Dad there is something my boyfriend told me, that I didn't understand. He said that "I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."

Does anyone know where I can get a longer dipstick from?

Mine doesn't reach the oil anymore..

New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore

They're now located in the driver seat

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dipstick chev jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dipstick combustion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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