The Best 11 Dipshit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dipshit jokes. There are some dipshit haloumi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dipshit shithole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dipshit Jokes and Puns

I was out drinking with a friend and saw two old drunks across the bar. I said, that's totally going to be us in 10 years.

He said, that's a mirror, dipshit.

Two old drunks

I was sitting in a bar with my friend and I noticed two old drunks across the bar from us. I laughed and said, "That's us in ten years." My friend replied, "That's a mirror, dipshit."

Sitting at the bar.

Sitting at the bar having a drink with a friend, I discreetly point to two old drunks sitting across from us and said "that's us in about 15 years." To which he replied...

"That's a mirror dipshit."

Dipshit joke, Sitting at the bar.

Sitting in a bar having a drink with a friend..

I casually pointed at two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said "thats us in ten years"

He said "thats a mirror you dipshit"

I asked a friend to be honest and tell me what my major character flaw was. He said, "Ok, well you think you know everything."

I said, "Tell me something I don't know dipshit."

Tried to 'woo' my girlfriend last night

she said " I know its you you dipshit and stop making those ghost noises"

I went to a hypnotist once.

He waved a watch in front of me and said
You are getting very sleepy
I looked at him dead in the eye and said
Hey dipshit I'm always sleepy, tell me something I don't know .

Dipshit joke, I went to a hypnotist once.


James and Kumar were having a conversation when James asked Kumar a question.

J: what mouse walks on two legs?

K:(thinking hard).....ummm....I don't know

J: it's Mickey mouse you idiot

K: oh...ok

James then asks another question

J: which duck walks on two legs

K: this one's's Donald duck

J:all ducks walk on two legs you dipshit.


What's a baptism in a toilet called?


2 old drunks

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend,

"That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit !

Black Guy walks into a bar

A black guy walks into a bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. Stunned, the bartender asks where it came from. The Parrot responds "Africa you dipshit".

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