The Best 9 Dips Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dips jokes. There are some dips dive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dips plunge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dips Jokes and Puns

A joke I heard at mass

A priest is baptizing a man. He dips him 3 times in water and says "Craig, from now on you will be known as Michael. From this day forth you are to shed your sinful ways and that includes no more gambling or alcohol"

The man later that day goes home and heads straight for the fridge. He then grabs a can of coors light and dips it in the sink. As he does it he says "from this day on, you will be known as green tea"

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

A priest in church wanted to demonstrate the dangers of alcohol.

He took out a live worm, dipped it in a glass of water and pulled it out alive. 'See? The worm is alive and well'. He now dips the worm in a glass of whisky and pulls out the worm. He screams at the congregation 'look at this worm. It's dead now. What does that tell you? The drunk at the back says: if you drink whisky you won't get worms.

I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips...

...I think I'm a hummusexual.

I was sending letters to a kid with cancer

I told him, "the road ahead will be filled with bumps and dips, but soon, it'll straighten out." no one noticed I was talking about his heart rate monitor.


A joke from my 7 year old... What do you call a man who dips biscuits into his cup of tea?

Duncan

Who is the sweetest man in the world?

Hershey. He dips his nuts in chocolate.

You know how Popeye has muscles of steel? Which muscle does he have that never rusts?

The one that he dips into Olive Oyl.

My dad asks my little brother, "Hey son do you know what sea monster's favorite snack is?"

"Ships and dip!"

*dips chip in dip*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dips downward jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dips fountain piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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