Diplomatic Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Why dont ambassadors get sick?

Diplomatic immunity

If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world.

No, they'd be *way* higher.

Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria?

He had diplomatic immunity.

Armenia sent a secret message over diplomatic cables to Syria:

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

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