The Best 9 Diplomatic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diplomatic jokes. There are some diplomatic sudan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diplomatic whitehouse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diplomatic Jokes and Puns

Why dont ambassadors get sick?

Diplomatic immunity

A North Korean go to Poland...

Kim Jong Un goes to Poland for a diplomatic visit but his car break in the Polish countryside.

He meet a farmer that ask him :

"Kim jesteΕ›?" (Who are you?)

And Kim reply :

"No, Kim Jong Un."

I figured out why President Trump thinks he doesn't have to wear a mask to protect himself from viruses.

Somebody told him he had diplomatic immunity.

If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world.

No, they'd be *way* higher.

Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria?

He had diplomatic immunity.


If a foreign diplomat recovers from COVID-19...

Does he have diplomatic immunity?

Armenia sent a secret message over diplomatic cables to Syria:

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

Donald Trump figured out how to get Mexico to pay for the border wall.

He promised monthly diplomatic visits to Mexico by motorcade.

Link is attempting to reach a diplomatic solution with Ganondorf and it isn't going very well

I think he needs to Triforce.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diplomatic trump jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diplomatic diplomat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes