Diploma Jokes

23 diploma jokes and hilarious diploma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diploma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Diploma Short Jokes

Short diploma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diploma humour may include short doctorate degree jokes also.

  1. Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots.
  2. Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ It's a piece of cardboard.
  3. My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life.
    Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share.
  4. For the final piece of coursework in my art diploma, I used my knife to cut a line across Mr Hamill and Mr Wahlberg just after they'd finished eating. I scored full Marks.
  5. What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
  6. Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    B-4 who?
    B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
  7. "They're stealing our jobs!" Yes Gary, with your high school diploma.
    Muhammad the neurologist is stealing your job.
  8. What's the difference between a Trump University diploma and a Trump hat? You can get $7 for the hat on ebay.
  9. Theoretical diploma They asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics , i said i had a theoretical degree in in physics.
  10. Order real register Passport , Visa, Driving License, ID CARDS, marriage certificates, diplomas etc

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Diploma One Liners

Which diploma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diploma? I can suggest the ones about college degree and bachelor degree.

  1. I survived the most dangerous place in America... And all I got was this lousy diploma
  2. What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.
  3. Life is like a diploma My parents keep telling me to get one.
  4. I just got my diploma from my Skydiving class. I had to repeatedly drop out to graduate.
  5. Where can I return this, it is unused Sir, that is your diploma.
    Cash is fine.

Diploma joke, Where can I return this, it is unused

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What funny jokes about diploma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean master degree jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diploma pranks.

I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.
So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their s**... program. They sent me a diploma.

A woman goes to a new dentist for the first time.

When she sees his name on the diploma, she thinks she must've gone to high school with this guy. Then she sees him and thinks it couldn't possibly be the same guy. This overweight, balding guy with wrinkles on his face and tobacco stains down the front of his shirt. But she sits in the big chair and asks him where he went to high school and when he graduated. He tells her.
"Why do you ask?"
"Well, I think we were in school together."
"Really? What did you...uh...what did you teach?"

What does a diplomat and a good doggy have in common?

They both want treaties.

If all diplomatic issues could be solved with a board game like monopoly, we wouldn't see the current levels violence in the world.

No, they'd be *way* higher.

there was a suspicion of university diploma forgery

There was a suspicion of university diploma forgery. The police went to investigate that. "There was no proof that any crime was commited," said the police officer, John Brown J.D., M.D., B.D., Ph.D.

After 72 years since not completing her college course, my Grandma finally went back and earned her very first diploma...

...I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.

I'm majoring in reverse psychology...

... and I ask my advisor if I should take on a second major in reverse engineering. She says
"I don't know about that, sounds pretty difficult."
I think for a second and decide, "I'll do it!"
She shrugs and says, "Alright, don't say I didn't warn you." With that, she opens a desk drawer and pulls out a BS in Reverse Engineering diploma with my name already on it. She slides it over to me and says
"Good luck figuring out how to earn it."
A little stunned, I say "Uh thanks. But how do you have this diploma with my name on it when I only now brought this up?"
"My second major was reverse history."

Diploma joke, I'm majoring in reverse psychology...