The Best 6 Dioxide Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dioxide jokes. There are some dioxide carbon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dioxide nitrogen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dioxide Jokes and Puns

How does carbon dioxide make soda so bubbly?

By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.

What happens when nitrogen meets oxygen?

Do they become nitrogen monoxide? NO.

Do they become nitrogen dioxide? NO2.

Do they become nitrogen trioxide? NO3.

They become nitrous oxide! The joke is not very funny, but the gas still makes people laugh.

What do little green men exhale?

Kerbin Dioxide

Man walks into a Pharmacy

"Can I buy some silicon dioxide?"

"Sorry sir, we don't sell that."

"But you have loads in the window."

Hope you like Carbon Dioxide....

Cause I'll CO2 you later.....


I bought a Carbon Dioxide detector and I think it's busted.

I can't even breathe without it going off.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dioxide gases jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dioxide flipperwaldt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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