The Best 8 Dion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dion jokes. There are some dion runs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dion celine dion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dion Jokes and Puns

Yesterday, I got so depressed..

..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.

Celine Dion is an organ donor...

So when she dies, her heart will go on.

Neymar was found at a Celine Dion concert, screaming from pain and rolling around.

He was touched by the music.

A nun, a horse, a duck, a Mexican, a blonde, a lesbian, an Irishman, Celine Dion, a rabbi, a talking frog, a three-legged dog, a blind man, and a guy walk into a bar...

...The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"

Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion

b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.

A cyber security conference hired CΓ©line Dion to perform at their opening ceremony.

She sang her new song... "Can beauty come out of hashes"

I really like the music of Celine Dion

But I'm not quite as impressed by her husband, Accor.

What is a contact's favorite singer?

Saline Dion

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dion costello jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dion smarter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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