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Yesterday, I got so depressed..
..I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.
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Or that's what I thought until I realised my cat had fallen in to the dryer.
Celine Dion is an o**... donor...
So when she dies, her heart will go on.
Neymar was found at a Celine Dion concert, screaming from pain and rolling around.
He was touched by the music.
A nun, a horse, a duck, a Mexican, a blonde, a lesbian, an Irishman, Celine Dion, a rabbi, a talking frog, a three-legged dog, a blind man, and a guy walk into a bar...
...The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"
Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion
b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship.
A cyber security conference hired Céline Dion to perform at their opening ceremony.
She sang her new song... "Can beauty come out of hashes"
I really like the music of Celine Dion
But I'm not quite as impressed by her husband, Accor.
What is a contact's favorite singer?
Saline Dion
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