The Best 6 Diode Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diode jokes. There are some diode fet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diode fedoras puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diode Jokes and Puns

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

I can't believe there's a band named after diode flow...

One Direction

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the big resistor lose weight?

Because it was on a diode

What happens to long lived electricians?

They diode

Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode?

They found it had trouble going in reverse

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diode akbars jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diode sects piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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