Dinosaurs Jurassic Jokes

Funniest Dinosaurs Jurassic Short Jokes

Short dinosaurs jurassic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dinosaurs jurassic humour may include short jurassic world jokes also.

1. So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
2. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus
   (Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
3. Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot? Jurassic times call for Jurassic
   Measures.
4. Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
5. Dinosaur Fact Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.
6. Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
7. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
   Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
8. Jurassic World Dinosaurs Prank

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Dinosaurs Jurassic One Liners

Which dinosaurs jurassic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dinosaurs jurassic? I can suggest the ones about jurassic park and dinosaur.

1. Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
2. What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons
3. What did Noah say after he let the dinosaurs in? Welcome to Jurassic Ark
4. What do you call it when two dinosaurs run into each other? A Jurassic jam.
5. What do you call the crossover between a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork
6. Do dinosaur's look cool? You bet jurassic does
7. What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.
8. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork
9. What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold? Give him a Jurassic parka.
10. What happens when you try to fight a dinosaur? You get Jurassic'ed.
11. What do you call a bind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?
    credit : Jurassic Park
12. What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear? A Jurassic Parka
13. Dont fight dinosaurs Youll get jurass-kicked.
14. What do you call a pig that's mixed with a dinosaur movie? Jurassic Pork
15. Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic.

Witty Dinosaurs Jurassic Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about dinosaurs jurassic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tyrannosaurus rex jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dinosaurs jurassic pranks.