The Best 19 Dinosaurs Jurassic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dinosaurs Jurassic jokes. There are some dinosaurs jurassic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dinosaurs jurassic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dinosaurs Jurassic Jokes and Puns

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

What do you call a blind dinosaur?


(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)

Why were the dinosaurs so big?

Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park

Everyone is just there to watch me eat.

Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot?

Jurassic times call for Jurassic

What disease do elderly dinosaurs get?

Jurassic Parkinsons

What did Noah say after he let the dinosaurs in?

Welcome to Jurassic Ark

What do you call it when two dinosaurs run into each other?

A Jurassic jam.

What do you call the crossover between a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork

Yo mama..

is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park

Do dinosaur's look cool?

You bet jurassic does

You can explore dinosaurs jurassic reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dinosaurs jurassic dad jokes. There are also dinosaurs jurassic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?

Jurassic Pork.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork

What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold?

Give him a Jurassic parka.

What happens when you try to fight a dinosaur?

You get Jurassic'ed.

What do you call a bind dinosaur?


credit : Jurassic Park

What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear?

A Jurassic Parka

Dont fight dinosaurs

Youll get jurass-kicked.

What do you call a pig that's mixed with a dinosaur movie?

Jurassic Pork

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