The Best 20 Dinosaurs Extinct Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dinosaurs Extinct jokes. There are some dinosaurs extinct jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dinosaurs extinct puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dinosaurs Extinct Jokes and Puns

I know global warming is bad

but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?

What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough.

Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What was the last dinosaur to become extinct?

The Toys R Us


What was the last thing the dinosaurs said before going extinct?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct?

Because of ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived?

Extinct.

The dinosaurs never went extinct...

Today they're just called flat earthers.

why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee?

Dinosaurs are extinct

Why can't the T-rex do any push ups?

Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.

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Yo Momma is So Fat and Old

The last time she went skydiving the dinosaurs went extinct.

Why did the dinosaur get a new boyfriend?

Because her extinct.

Chuck Norris tossed a pebble in the air.

The dinosaurs went extinct.

Chuck Norris once almost tripped over the tail of a dinosaur.

Today we call it the Cretaceous-PaleogeneΒ extinction event.

Extinction Event

The dinosaurs died out when they stopped getting food and started having meetings to discuss getting food.

today i learned that watching fantasia stoned is a terrible idea

im so high that i just watched the rise and fall of the dinosaurs and cried bitter tears during the cretaceous extinction which i didn't even know had a name until i decided to learn everything about dinosaurs THANKS WALT DISNEY

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.



That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.


The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...

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