Dinosaur Extinction Jokes

Funniest Dinosaur Extinction Short Jokes

Short dinosaur extinction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dinosaur extinction humour may include short dinosaurs extinct jokes also.

1. I know global warming is bad but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
2. Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
3. Dinosaur Fact Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.
4. Chuck Norris once almost tripped over the tail of a dinosaur. Today we call it the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event.
5. Extinction Event The dinosaurs died out when they stopped getting food and started having meetings to discuss getting food.
6. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
   That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
7. What do you call an extinct animal in pain? A dinosaur
8. EXTINCT Sometimes it's the dinosaurs
   Sometimes it's your love life.
9. I blame the jews for the dinosaurs going extinct. The jews controlled the meteor.
10. Why are the dinosaurs extinct? Q: Why are the dinosaurs extinct?
    A: because they're dead.

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Dinosaur Extinction One Liners

Which dinosaur extinction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dinosaur extinction? I can suggest the ones about dinosaur and dinosaur bones.

1. What do gingers and extinct dinosaurs have in common? Not enough.
2. Yo momma so fat... The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.
3. What was the last dinosaur to become extinct? The Toys R Us
4. What was the last thing the dinosaurs said before going extinct?
5. How did cavemen survive the extinction of the dinosaurs? Temporal distancing
6. Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because of ereptile dysfunction.
7. Why cant you hear a dinosaur pee? Because theyre extinct.
8. What do you call the strongest dinosaur whoever lived? Extinct.
9. The dinosaurs never went extinct... Today they're just called flat earthers.
10. why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct
11. Yo Momma is So Fat and Old The last time she went skydiving the dinosaurs went extinct.
12. Why did the dinosaur get a new boyfriend? Because her extinct.
13. Chuck Norris tossed a pebble in the air. The dinosaurs went extinct.
14. Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
15. The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...

Dinosaur Extinction Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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